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CCTV shows City worker carrying teen down alley before he raped her dailym.ai/2KDsEHC via @MailOnline

@AldiUK Sadly no I do not keep my receipts or empty packaging.

@AYfletch We’re sorry about this. If you still have the receipt and packaging, you’re welcome to return it to store for a full refund. Thanks.

@AldiUK not happy with these blueberries! Bought them on Saturday 30th, opened them today and they are completely mouldy. They have a best before date on of the 5th. Gross. Whole punnet thrown. What a waste.

@sainsburys The store in central Uxbridge, Middlesex.

Just bought this pizza from @sainsburys and found its mouldy 😭 that's dinner done for then! Really disappointed.

Ok, we've uploaded the #SELFIE megamix - featuring @Fearnecotton @MrDDyer @collettecooper & Scarlett Johansson. Enjoy soundcloud.com/bbcradio1/self…

I Thought I Was Looking At An Alien Planet, But This Secret Island Exists On Earth bit.ly/1iHNSMZ

Having lunch with your manager Is exactly the same as them taking a dump on your sandwiches!

A common Japanese prank is sticking one's finger into someone else's butt! Details ----> omgf.ac/ts/5ck

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first - ERNESTINE ULMER

“@MattEdmondson: If you'd like to hear me rap about cold meats... Click here: soundcloud.com/bbcradio1/chri…” @RobWarburtonPGA have a listen to this

Well let's hear him out, I think he has a point. Storms caused by gay marriage. RT @MagicFergus: Wow. m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…

Sharpening a pencil with a knife is possible the most satisfying thing ever. #isitjustme

On Monday with YOUR help we created ‘Fearne’s Get Happy Playlist’ on @BBCPlaylister. Get sharing, get happy! spoti.fi/1dJuOZr

Meet the pink fairy armadillo, it lives in Argentina and only weighs 100g…

Whole grain pasta is shit #firstworldproblems