Oktoberfest Survivor

Me: I'm never drinking again! I will NOT go to the bars tonight! Reality:

@CDJordan_ Skip is temporary, but drip is forever.

you can’t hate on this fit i see you ol skip w da drip

@3rdWheelJordyn Stress eating >>>>

@Jes2wheelsR6 The library just called you broke, smh.

Apparently my local libraries dont accept encyclopedias for donation....are my books not good enough for yall? For free?? Smh lol

NOW WE GO!

michael b jordan:

@r_smittyy It’s wild how we got grown folks who won’t wear deodorant in this musty ass heat.

At yp big age you should know about applying deodorant

@clairesparagus Imagine if she spend that same energy on her job instead.

We vibe in a society.

Good day, Twitter. Can I get a vibe check real quick?

@GretaSwift888 Danny Dimes got the most upside, but I think Uncle Rico has looked the best thus far.

@GretaSwift888 Real life or fantasy?

@imsteffrdz Thank you, and same here!! 👍

I’m a boomer comedian and i HATE my WIFE and KIDS use too much PHONE. KIDS use PHONE like WIFE eats BURGER. AND these KIDS hate reading BOOK as much as I HATE my WIFE. MY STUPID WIFE. i HATE my WIFE. My STUPID STUPID WIFE. AND KIDS be on TOO MUCH PHONE. I HATE WIFE and PHOEN

@imsteffrdz It’s a long learning process, but after dealing it with some close friends of mine, I’ve definitely learned a ton from it.

@imsteffrdz People often don’t understand how those with suicidal thoughts feel, & instead of helping, they’re actually pushing them towards the edge even more.

@imsteffrdz It’s crazy how they thought taking a pic of a dying daughter in her father’s arm was a good idea.

@imsteffrdz Yep, and who tf took that pic?? Wtf?