SoberLemon🐙🍋

I wonder perhaps if maybe they could also look into the enormous weight of electric cars.

Women that act like ‘men haters’ are the ones most obsessed with men

Sums up the mood of both eras pretty well

when he asks me to repeat the fake phone number that i gave him

Harsh reality

Which one of you made this? 🤣

So Pakistan just saved the world, you guys are welcome.

When the plane is about to take off and you hear the guy next to you say he invented a car that runs on water instead of gas.

The 19 year old secretary when your ugly old wife gets pregnant

The waitress every time you take ur bitch ass wife out to eat

£48,174. That’s how much Hounslow Council spent on a single rainbow crossing, the most expensive in England. Meanwhile, councils claim they’re struggling to fund basic services. Is this a justified expense, or a complete waste of taxpayer money?

When jews realize that Americans are going to die for them in the war.

most of the mt guys

Can I withdraw my money? Banks:

“Thank you for your payment”

“We can still be friends”

That's like telling companies not to hire candidates with experience

"My intention is to grow with the company" Me as soon as recieves a job offer with higher pay:

“unfortunately after reviewing your application..”