Alexandria

Manic Monday begins with my car dice breaking on my commute - hopefully the universe is telling me my luck cannot be contained in a set of fuzzies from Dave n Busters and not something more sinister is afoot…

I get her on a completely different level. I too know what it feels like to be the prude amongst the alternative, and the pervert amongst the conservative

Rare Aesthetic: Getting a call from your doctor that you have a genetic heart mutation on your birthday

my mind right now : ❄️⛸️🎀🦌🌨️🎅🏻🌟💖☕️🍪✨🩰⛄️🎶💗🎄☃️🤍🧸🕯️💫🍰 ❄️⛸️🎀🦌🌨️🎅🏻🌟💖☕️🍪✨🩰⛄️🎶💗🎄☃️🤍🧸🕯️💫🍰 ❄️⛸️🎀🦌🌨️🎅🏻🌟💖☕️🍪✨🩰⛄️🎶💗🎄☃️🤍🧸🕯️💫🍰 ❄️⛸️🎀🦌🌨️🎅🏻🌟💖☕️🍪✨🩰⛄️🎶💗🎄☃️🤍🧸🕯️💫🍰 ❄️⛸️🎀🦌🌨️🎅🏻🌟💖☕️🍪✨🩰⛄️🎶💗🎄☃️🤍🧸🕯️💫🍰 ❄️⛸️🎀🦌🌨️🎅🏻🌟💖☕️🍪✨🩰⛄️🎶💗🎄

@dinguskhan123 If I was Scooby Doo or Shaggy Rodgers I would eat this UP

Making sandwich magic

Once again, a deep psychological yearning for a tramp stamp grows deeper

it’s really scary being a soup/sandwich girl in this grams of protein world

🐟🐠🐡

A lot of you guys are miserable because you don't do arts and crafts. You should be having arts and crafts time at least once a week

I need Ella Langley's entire closet right now

Fr Casey confused the entire congregation of oldies by making a 6-7 joke during mass

Guys I’m crying because I’ve just seen these photos from the Good Boy premiere

all those words when you could just say catholic

I gotta get knees deep in the Goodwill Bins for my mental sanity STAT

@ghostamanita THE YAGAS!!!!

EVERYBODY SAY YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FRONTED BANDS *WITHOUT* SAYING PARAMORE AND EVANESCENCE CHALLENGE GO!11!!1!!1!

Watching old Gomer Pyle reruns and I feel so maternal towards him

the lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day

Life’s biggest joke is that sweating in a 100* room and aching for the rest of the day really does make everything better

oh my god

Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo