Austen Semmelmann

@zapearsonNBA Luckiest*. Won’t ever happen again

Greatest clutch run by a player ever

@DylanIsADragon Looney tunes ass fall

Look how this dumbass fell at first base 😂

@DAVEXEETS Found his one bad game in 2 years, nice work

ABNER URIBE WITH A HUGE STRIKEOUT TO CLOSE OUT THE GAME AND GIVE THE BREWERS A 1-0 WIN AGAINST THE PADRES

@NjTank99 The Mets would get no hit in the Savannah banana league

Bo Bichette no nickname is Refund because the Mets need one because he sucks so bad

@Mike_Kurland 16.5 pitching outs line btw

#Brewers Jacob Misiorowski threw this pitch (slowest of the night at 98.9 mph) He then called for the trainer and left the game with an injury

@TalkinBaseball_ Can we talk about how not one book had a pitching outs prop today for this guy?

Brandon Woodruff was pulled in the second inning of his start today. His fastball velocity was in the mid-80s after being in the low-90s in his previous outings this year

@jakeplummered @RIGGEDFORVEGAS If sports were rigged, no plus money plays would ever hit no matter what. Explain Ranger Suarez having 11 strikeouts last night when his line was 3.5 in some places. Surely the books meant to rig it so they lost money on whatever the crazy odds were for 10+ right? 🤡

@A_Semmelmann @RIGGEDFORVEGAS

Oh would you look at that. 12 exactly.

@jakeplummered @RIGGEDFORVEGAS Yes

@A_Semmelmann @RIGGEDFORVEGAS You really believe that?

@UnderdogNBA But I thought the heat were getting Giannis 😂😂😂

Riley: Heat won't trade Bam Adebayo.

@FAmmiranteTFJ Yeah that’s the perfect excuse. One of the worst lineups of the year I’m sure

RE: Janson Junk No, they just wanted to avoid letting him face the order for a 3rd time

@FAmmiranteTFJ If anyone really believes this stuff, they are fooling themselves. Someone in the @Marlins organization made a lot of money today

@A_Semmelmann Sorry bro that's absolutely brutal

Janson Junk was cruising thru 5 scoreless innings. Allowed only 1 hit with 56 pitches. I thought my under 17.5 outs bet was cooked. But they removed him before he faced the order for the 3rd time. It's nice to get on the right side of a bad beat sometimes!

@EricLindquist I have to do a double take every time I see his name and I REALLY had to do it after the first few words of this tweet

I would do terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad things to swing it like Austin Smotherman.

@FAmmiranteTFJ Fun couple of days 😃

There's nothing worse than taking a pitcher under outs in MLB, and he gets completely crushed, but you still lose the bet. I had Mike Burrows under 16.5 outs. He went 5.2 IP, 11 H, 6 ER, 1 BB. Gross. Absolutely gross.

@PatMcAfeeShow @ShamsCharania @ShamsCharania reports inaccurate information and then tries to flip the backlash on everyone else. Sad how someone so terrible at their job has such good job security

"The reality of everything in Milwaukee is this... If they spent as much time dealing with their own internal problems as they did responding to accurate reports they wouldn't be in the mess that they're in right now" ~ @ShamsCharania #PMSLive

@gehrenbergdfs He just needed to make a 70 foot putt with 30 feet of break to get shown on tape delay

Sam Burns hit a bad bunker shot on the third hole and they banned him from ever being shown on The Masters broadcast again

No way they sent Taillon back out wtf, .4x now 🫩

1 out away from 10x 💔, we take the 2x profit though 🤑 * Pitches thrown might be the method 🤫

@FCrispyPringle @yelichfans @MLB @Brewers I hope he makes it 7 next time

@yelichfans @MLB @Brewers The one that’s been drilled by your retarded pitcher 6 times?

The @Brewers break through late to pick up the win at Fenway!

@Bucks The people who are mad are funny. The main players for the Bucks won’t see the floor again. Season is over, no point in playing them.

Injury Report - April 7 at Brooklyn Out: G. Antetokounmpo (L Knee Hyperextension; Bone Bruise) Kuzma (R Achilles Tendonopathy) Porter Jr. (R Knee Synovitis) Portis Jr. (L Wrist Sprain) Rollins (R Hip Strain) Trent Jr. (L Hip Pointer) Turner (L Ankle Sprain)