Alan

Just make sure you dont cheat within the first 5 months of being married again.

@Joker777ha Damn, beef daddy🫦

Couldn’t resist the mirror pick. Only 3 weeks in and down 15 lbs.

@LxVeChXy Bet

Tener miedo de que otros brillen más es dudar de tu propia luz… todos pueden brillar✨

MÉXICOOOOO !!! LLEGAMOSSSS !! HOY ES BONITOOOOOOOO ❤️‍🔥☀️✨🌈

not arguing with any female who’s pH balance could turn a cucumber into a pickle thank youuuuuuu

Guy jumps over the counter at Starbucks to steal a whole box of limited edition Stanley Cups

@LxVeChXy Bet!! Say less

@LxVeChXy You do, let me spoil you

@LxVeChXy Easy!

@LxVeChXy Oooooor, hear me out

@LxVeChXy That's the bare minimum

PORTA POTTY WAR

ur love language isn’t physical touch ur just a whore

Where's the spotters? So dangerous 😳

when I’m drunk: “so they just not gonna say excuse me”

One thing I learn this year for sure is that the grass is NEVER greener on the other side🤣😂🤣 Im dead💀