Alex van Houwelingen

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Raai wat!? #OupaZombie deur @JacoZombie is NOU beskikbaar by jou gunsteling-boekwinkel! #kinderboeke #Afrikaansekinderboeke #zombies #zombieboek #lekkerlees #lees

As people are tweeting photographs of a strong woman to mark #InternationalWomensDay

The @UniofOxford hasn't yet got round to celebrating their greatest ever alumna on #InternationalWomensDay , so I'll assist:

Everyone in John Lennon airport has been quarantined! Imagine all the people... #coronavirus

Guys, it's okay to admit that he's f***ing hilarious

@VerdantSF Nee, ons het nog 'n toy pom ook en my seuntjie het 'n hamster.

@VerdantSF @TulsiGabbard Not to mention: not senile...

I think we can just all admit that @TulsiGabbard is the best Dem candidate.

@VerdantSF We have a border collie and every day she jumps in the pool, swims a few laps and gets on with her life. Hilarious dogs.

@ConCaracal Don’t want to be a grammar nazi or anything, but you spelt Jeb! wrong

Boggles the mind how she seems convinced she's just tweeted a mic-drop, when in actuality this tweet & its virality very effectively demonstrates how hard the Overton Window or Zeitgeist has jerked violently to the left. Biden & Jeb = "Far Right"? Come now 😂 Fascinating stuff.

@cjsnowdon "Tory austerity" is their answer to every question.

Richard Burgon’s quiz team blatantly flouting the rules.

Liverpool manager Jürgen Klopp telling journalists not to ask non-experts like him about important issues like coronavirus and politics. 1/2 twitter.com/molerogascon/s…

Jurgen’s not wrong, but I seem to remember he had a rather different attitude when he was asked about Brexit...

It took ClassicFM to put the final nail in the coffin of Adolf's reputation. twitter.com/ClassicFM/stat…

@JoeBiden @GuidoFawkes Moggmentum > #Joementum

James, you’re shouting at food. Again.

Today, I went past an Italian restaurant, opened the door, and shouted: "Lol, Italian food isn't even ITALIAN! The ancient Assyrians already put stuff on flat dough, and an early form of pasta already existed in ancient Babylonia! LOL, OWNED, you bigots!" Feeling quite proud now.