Aaron P Garcia 🇺🇸

Spring is springun and my ding is dingun!

@annatheenigma I love Flexeril. Sleep well.

You know you’re old when, after a day of planting and gardening you have to take an 800mg ibuprofen and a Flexeril, and then lay on a heating pad 🥴

I wonder if the "X" bot purge sounds like a fart or a burp?

@BenAxelrod That's why I stay home or visit family on Easter.

Easter is the ultimate “is this place open?” holiday.

It cracks me up every time I fly I see people who do not know how to use a neck pillow? Put it on and turn it 90degrees left or right and get some sleep! Your head lays on the the thick part. I've flown over 100,000 miles so give it a try? It works for trains, cars and boats.

@innoutburger_ Nah. Hawaii.

Politics aside, California is the most beautiful state in the country.

@messedupfoods Deep.

@chefsevenn It's cold already.

Be honest, what’s your first thought when you see this prime rib?

@Platypuss_10 Qantas.

Five widebody giants lined up side by side!
If you could board one right now… which one are you choosing?

@JohnCleese LOL! That's a classic.

That’s no ordinary rabbit! 🩸🐇 BEWARE 🗡️☠️

Dammit! Easter Sunday is the day of the year that I have to pull my living room curtains closed because the sun is shining directly into my eyes. I hate how long the daytime is until October.

@WorkElizab The ship might weigh more now with a fourth person?

I wonder 🤔🤔

@LangmanVince Bacon.

I'm going snack shopping for "Happy Power Plant, and Bridge Day" Beer Chips and salsa Potato skins Wings Did I miss anything?

@LindenmuthWendi Weight control.

If you could upgrade anything about yourself or your life, what would you choose? 🤔

@oelma__ Rare earth.

What's this called...magnet..

I think I ate too many chocolate Easter eggs? Every time I pass gas, it smells like hot cocoa!

@StacyAndy9 Helping my grandmother cook.

What's your favourite memory of Easter Sunday?

@RealSpitfire X is flooded with liberal left tards.

The perfect illustration of how jacked up Community Notes is………

@StacyAndy9 7

What's your cooking ability on a scale 1-10?

I have a serious question to ask you guys? Does the movie "Dogma" count as an Easter Sunday religious film?