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@wroteitincrayon You’re like shorter than me, it was proven

@Aads_2207 Irrelevant divorced shawties should stay aside

So I recently discovered that my wife shares 12 traits with yaoi omegas Does that make me a *gasp* alpha ceo?

Everyone in the Jurassic films is proof that people don’t learn much from their mistakes lol

Exactly how much did Tony Stark pay in taxes?

What was the thought process behind calling something “irony”

@snegosaurus Bruh

dont cancel me but who tf is enrique iglesias..

Don’t.

Uni is EMPTY lolol

The sun is missing

Jeans are extremely comfortable

Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik have reunited for a Netflix roadtrip documentary series, set to release next year. (hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/lou…)

Do yall just randomly think of Akinator? That shit was way ahead of its time

What a beautiful day to be in bangalore, nearly empty streets, no excessive honking, and calm unhurried driving.

You never realise how many stoplights are there on your route, until you’re late and every single one of them is red

You never realise how many stoplights are there on your route, until you’re late and every single one of them is red

Got to press the emergency button in the lift for the first time ever

Found my old Nintendo 3DS

My sister : who’s your favourite Disney princess? Me *genuinely almost asleep* : ….steve

Has anyone had a teacher that just went on multiple tangential rant about everything under the sun, when she’s supposed to be covering important information for the upcoming exam?