Aaron Bence

This is how rental car companies want you to return your vehicle

@babyjooj #Top5FavoriteThings 1. When shuffle “gets it” 2. Open seat next to you on a fully booked flight 3. Peeing next to Jack Johnson at a WaWa bathroom after Firefly 4. Saying “ahh cool breeze” after a cool breeze 5. When a non-Fitzgerald wins Top5 (family favoritism)

Everyone’s a free thinker till the GPS talks

Checking out at Trader Joe’s I meant to say “all good” or “no worries” but ended up saying “all worries”… I was not surprised with the amount of eye contact the cashier made while saying “get home safe”

@kfitz134 @kmastafitz It truly is from an untrusted sender

got a great question from an avid reader, but unfortunately I don’t watch the circle, so y’all can feel free to ponder this one for yourselves!!

if you’re drunk enough and have a good playlist any city can be walkable

well-deserved, IMO

My entire house is dancing to this right now

@RealJamesGray It’s just a Phil Collins music video

Wait they made a Tarzan movie???

absolutely no one: peter parker in spider-man 3:

spent some time on the deep dive today actually

best Tiny Desk concert I’ve seen

@LanphMcFly @babyjooj Can’t post a screenshot of notes! But #2 and #4 tho 👌

@kfitz134 @babyjooj Just across the border and into Roku City

#TOP5FAVORITETHINGS #TwelthAnnual #longtimejoojer @babyjooj 1. making my friends play rose/bud/thorn 2. roku city 3. songs that are sad lyrically, but musically, are up-tempo BANGERS 4. a well-graffitied bar bathroom 5. sending a spicy text with invisible ink effect

Ok need to get some more people involved!!! As a reminder, not allowed 🚫 to follow along for the day and NOT submit a list! Let’s #GetInvolved !!! #Top5FavoriteThings