Aaron

The earth is flat and god is gay. Night guys

DO NOT READ IF YOU DIDNT STARE AT THE SUN . . . . . . . greetings fellow chosen ones, what shall we name the three new colors revealed to us

@TheAckleyShow I disagree

12 vodka sodas @StagesNightclub is $69.

**When your university releases final grades and you see "Status: May Proceed"*** #CsGetDegrees

Mercedes Driver: "That's a bad parking job..." Me: "Well I'm not fixing it so it's really whatever..."

still one of my most favorite videos on the internet

My mother likes to use the microphone function rather than typing to text while driving.

@chelspalm Cool your jets camper. Jeez Louise

Whoever said throwing knives were a bad idea at a party was actually psychic.

**When I'm trying to figure out the exact day I became such a sinical human**

If you're on your MacBook at Starbucks I hate ur fuckin guts :)))

I was a psycho baby before it was hip.