Aaron J. Lynn

“Everywhere I go...there’s a drill sergeant there” 🎼 Monitoring Soldiers during PX trips today. Huge shout out to the professionals under the hat. @CSM_Gan @CG_CIMT @TRADOC @USACIMT @TradocDCG

Proud father! #ArmyStrong #ImNotCryingYoureCrying

Other than "A gazillion dollars", that may be the absolute best thing you can ask for. #IBroughtMyOwnTupperwareForLeftovers

Absolutely stunning. "Colors? We don't need no stinking colors!"

@ChronAstros @McClain_on_NFL So instead of giving him a sexy come hither look, does she have to bang on a trash can to let him know when it's time to 'circle the bases'?

Astros' Alex Bregman gets engaged to Reagan Howard ift.tt/38NE9Ur

This was to basketball what the SEC is now to football.

@abbstersssssss While I admire you for being considerate, I think you went too far. Make it to your family's spice preference and give the weaklings some milk in little cups that say "I'm a wussy baby."

@GeorgeTakei Turner and Hooch

What's your favorite Tom Hanks film, friends?

Now taking suggestions for a new @MLB team to follow since I cannot remain aligned with the @astros any longer. I will miss hearing @raford3 and @SteveSparks37 on @AstrosRadioMLB , but a line had to be drawn. #heartbroken

@TylerKepner I believe the technical term for a move like that is the "Kevin Durant."

Pretty cool transaction here. If my research is correct, this is the first time ever that a pitcher lost the final game of the World Series and then started the next season with the team that beat him.

@nat_marie3 But do you have to go back and re-watch the episode(s) afterwards?

ghost adventures stays on during sex

@marclippincott @Amy_Siskind The issue is that the original tweet points to this article as the source for the President directly shutting down the pollution website. The article says nothing of the sort and doesn't even directly tie the funding cuts to the decision. The OP is just revving up the TLDR folks.

@AaronJLynn @Amy_Siskind Cut NIH funding by 4.7 billion and these things happen "without influence from the White House?"

Trump, who believes climate change is a hoax, has removed a pollution map from the internet. Disappearing information is another hallmark of authoritarianism. popsci.com/story/environm…

@kristine_stone You were spot on. Billy Squier was a necessity. Crisis averted.

@TheRideshareGuy I got mine years ago to protect myself just in case anyone were to ever accuse me of something inappropriate. I'm not worried so much about being deactivated. But if a young woman says I touched her, it would be guilty until proven innocent.

Uber and lift don’t even encourage drivers to get a dash cam but it’s probably one of the best things they can do to protect themselves. Lyft, takes it one step further and sends threatening emails to drivers who get reported for using Dash cams by passengers.

@marclippincott I blame Matthew McConaughey. His baseball connection was a bit part in Angel's in the Outfield. That movie had problematic foul poles.

Foul pole keeps costing us games.

@SNascimbeni @BeckyLynchWWE Two things are important here. 1) "Sasha should HAVE won." (Not "of) 2) #1 isn't important anyway since you're dead wrong.

@BeckyLynchWWE Sasha should of won. Must be nice to be the WWE’s chosen one.

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