Aaron

Gabriel scored the first goal: Peter Drury: "And Jesus heads home from the Cross" 30 minutes later Pep subs Gabriel Jesus and bring in David Silva Peter Drury: "minutes 30 and it's Silver for Jesus.. whoa! wonderful, A move Judas Iscariot would be proud of" Is football ever going to replace Peter Drury ?

Edge of my bed with legs on my shoulders.

Do you remember this?

Interviewer: I hope you have manners, We fired the last guy for disrespect, He compared me to a bird Me: really?, I would never do that, Ma Interviewer: Good, So you're here for the mentorship program? Me: Yes Ma, Please take me under your wing

is my culture a joke to you

When yo pirate friend wants to join in 😭

Nigeria is a reflection of the people in it. Someone shot his shot at Victor Osimhen for a jersey and even tagged a vendor. Osimhen saw it and said he’d personally send one. 
Then told the vendor to add 15 more jerseys for others. -That’s where it got interesting.- Immediately money entered, the story changed. The vendor suddenly said Osimhen told him to share it himself. 
He claimed he had already picked 15 people. —Then it got worse—
He called the same person who brought him the business a scam. From there, he tried to “negotiate”:
7 for the guy, 8 for himself. Greed, plain and simple. The guy refused and asked for all 15 jerseys as instructed. —Next thing— 
The vendor switched again.
Said the post was “stolen” and brought another person to justify it. —Now here’s the real problem— Instead of people calling out the wrong,
they started defending it. “Make una settle.”
“Na just jersey.”
“Let it go.” - Someone even offered to pay extra, 
rewarding bad behavior. And that’s when it becomes clear: We are not different from the people we complain about in power. —This is how it starts— 
small compromise, small dishonesty, small defense of wrong. Nigeria didn’t just become this way overnight. 
We built it, little by little, with everyday actions like this. Truth is, many people are only “good” because they’ve not had the opportunity to do worse. One day, we will have an honest conversation about the double standards on this TL. One day.

“wish”

There should be a saloon in the jungle.

Standing on all pre existing protocols, I just want to make it clear that if you vote Tinubu, you will die.

Na wa o😭😭

this corner of twitter is everything. i’ll keep retweeting nonstop until it’s my turn.

We dey like give platform to everyone wey don exhibit foolishness for this country we dey call am content creation.

I ask again, what exactly is the like of Abass, Ruth and co influencing on you that made you call them influencers? They collect gigs, deny justice. Is that your definition of influencing? We enable rubbish on this app!

There’s no rock bottom in Nigeria. It’s a bottomless pit.

Osimhen paid for 15 jerseys & 7 almost didn’t make it to the guy 😊

This is a medium security prison cell in Sweden or Norway.

Bruh I deadass didn't see him in the first pic Imfao 😭

For example😭😭

Me trying to find my bed in pitch darkness at 3am after going to the toilet