Aaron Pateman

A reminder that Chelsea stopped this PSG side from winning all 7 trophies in 2025 ❌🏆

Running everyday errands with your person is a form of intimacy to me.

She pretends I’m a bad person so she doesn’t feel guilty about her own actions.

Chelsea FC

the airport is a lawless place that is free from judgement

When Mom leaves the kids with Dad 😂

We were playing games like this and they expect us to play “BO7” now

I’m sick and tired of being told to accept every culture but my own.

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

drinking 2-4L of water daily helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing stay hydrated.

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Chelsea are ‘seriously’ considering a change of direction. (via @FabrizioRomano)

Nobody's first choice Nobody's best friend Nobody's boyfriend Nobody's favorite Nobody's anything Just living.

📲Chelsea legend, Petr cech on IG “I miss him”

The shit you re-tweet is fucking jokes.. as soon as that honeymoon period ends we all know you what you’re like sweetie 🫶🏻

ARDA GULER, TAKE A BOW. 👏 Could Neuer have done better…? It doesn’t matter anyway, 3-3, GAME ON.

We’re delighted to welcome @UnitedStandMUFC and @ThatsFootballTV to The Overlap network 🤝 Their arrival marks another big step in building a scaled, fan-first football media platform. More to come! ⚽️