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Aaron Sweatt

@AaronSweatt

Slightly sportier in 2000.

Chicago, IL Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Told my mom I wanted to see a magic show in Vegas so here we are... at Magic Mike.
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You don’t realize how much a girl sheds until she’s not around to leave hair anymore
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Popping the zyn in before a 90 min massage was a bad idea
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Wong Kar Wai movies but they’re shot in 2024 and everyone is vaping instead of blasting cigs
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Nothing moves faster than someone looking for their vape
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Is your name Tom? Cause you’re being petty and breaking my heart
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Does Pat Methany refer to his fans as Meth Heads?
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Compromise: the death of two ideas.
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Do you remember where you were when you heard Yummy by Justin Bieber
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Shoutout to all the girls soft launching their boyfriends as fiancés
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Love GOTTA be blind if you ain’t seein how in love w me you are
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Crying all the way from the bank
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Nachos are just Mexican bruschetta
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The alcoholic urge to get drunk
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Sleeping outside cause it’s trash day tomorrow
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LA sure is pretty when you don’t watch for human shit on the sidewalks
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Yet again had my aux privileges revoked for playing chattahoochee
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Why are you, a grown man, trying to break your band at SXSW?
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