Aaron Chambers

Jimmy “Eat” Carter

There’s a keyboard on Gaucho that’s hard to beat

Saw a lady crying on the subway. Presumably because she had thought the online chatter about Geese was entirely organic

I got a homie whose number 1 artist on Spotify last year was Women Screaming

white people be like my dog is in ketosis

Frank Zappa u sound like ur a wizard

I know a guy who works at COOFANDY

It probably feels sooo good to get surgery

28 and letting my phlegm be free

I feel so slutty eating yasso bars

@delaneycirce Big dog

@Aaron__Chambers You are the funniest person to ever live

morgan spurlock's ghost just told me they sell voodoo ranger at mcdonalds in heaven

@severedcrane426 Thank you for keeping me honest beast that was a critical preposition

@Aaron__Chambers Than u for the edit I was scared

I got like 10 inches height on my girlfriend I could get my shot off whenever I wanted on her

I feel like wembanyama

Elder scrolls npcs are just living authentically and we mock them for that

Sometimes I get on this website just to type

Saw an emu at 7 am this morning and I’m not posting proof bc I don’t care if you believe me or not

@delaneycirce That’s the end of the escape room you get to delete it from a big Matrix computer

They need to make an escape room where they’re allowed to know your address and SSN

Once a month I google “are gorillas kind” and pray the answer will remain yes

@shro0omie Nah it’s the one gore tricked me out of seeing

@Aaron__Chambers is that the verbinski flick

going to see nirvanna the band the show the movie again by myself in a few hours and rn i got jane rmover playing so loud i cant hear the footsteps in pubg could this be the vibe?

sometimes being the goat means triple texting