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Where do college students get all that money to do crazy spring break trips

Watching this man’s highlights He’s actually a pyscho, huh

🚨BREAKING: ONLY 7% OF AMERICANS SUPPORT TROOPS ON THE GROUND IN IRAN

Me sitting in the side piece section at WNBA games:

There’s question if LeBron James will play tonight vs the Heat, but he was the first person off the first bus to arrive.

we need more trees

how does a team like high point lose a single game in conference play

If there was no video evidence of her doing this, trust me, no one would’ve heard or believed his story

I hate poverty and all its manifestations.

“Looks pretty obvious to me that high-majors need to play mid-majors during the season. They said we ain’t played nobody—we played somebody now. Nobody would play us. just like nobody would play Miami Ohio. But they gotta play us in this tournament.” 🗣️🗣️

Men look at every woman they pass. It means absolutely nothing.

Jaylen Brown explained how he’s memorized all of his teammate’s astrology and numerology in order to better learn how to communicate with them: “I learned communication styles that work best for each individual, and started utilizing that when I speak to each and every guy.”