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This my Spider Man

When I really want to laugh I just open the weather app

A guy who loses his temper easily is still a boy.

when you’re crazy but you got a good sense of humor

I’m in tears! 🤣🤣🤣

Water bounces right off 👍🏽

Cuando la invitas a comer y no lleva plata.

pls don’t be in target talking all loud on yo phone take that to mf Walmart

I only simp for the bag

I just don’t vibe with people that nag about working

Making money is one of the side effects of hanging around me too long.

babe can you keep it down i'm munchin on some Za over here

Ginseng >

Me: *closes twitter* My brain: so what now? Me: *opens twitter*

@RAMIREZ_187 ATX yessir