Quack Sparrow

The name's Captain Quack Sparrow. You will all remember race day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Quack Sparrow. Savvy? @break_charity #GNDR2018

So, are we wondering why you didn't spy me at the finish line? Thing is... I got me feathers on some rum before the race, and I went of course...Waaaaay off course. I was the last across the line BUT I had the most rum, so who's the real winner here? #GNDR18 @break_charity

The time has come, mates. I've set me course for the horizon and I've left the calm shores of @ABA_Procurement and headed for @break_charity ...Some people had a hard time letting go. #gndr18 #charity

@break_charity @NorfolkTweetup @TheDuckorator Right. That's it. I'm not swimming like a chump. I'm commandeering that there DuckBoat for the race! (and I beg ye forgiveness for not making the party, I had a little too much of the rum. The boss is dropping me off at @break_charity tomorrow though!)

TA-dahh!! Today's @NorfolkTweetup revealed #HMSDuckorator a fantastic creation by @TheDuckorator 👏🏻🦆👏🏻 Roll on #GNDR18 ⛵

Which of ye scurvy dogs are settin' sail for the @lotg2018 on the morrow then? I heard whispers of free drinks, so I'll be there.

@SelectDuck This calls for rum, mateys!

Accurate depiction of how my week is going. Note: I landed the right way up... I'm taking that as a good sign. #gndr18 #slide #Disaster #funny #charity #duck

I commandeered the swing set at @HBCnorwich park today. Any of ye pirates or ducks about, make sure ye give me a wave... or come and play on the seesaw.

Ahoy Mateys! Are any of my fellow ducks (or handlers, I suppose) looking for Procurement Training? The boss is running CIPS Diploma apprenticeships now, and it's free for most of you landlubbers. Minus my commission (which is 2 bottles of rum, FYI) twitter.com/ABA_Procuremen…

@ABA_Procurement @norwichduckrace Forget him mates, he was a laughing stock. I'm hoisting me colours, and setting sail straight for the finish line I tell ya. I live for competition. And rum. Mostly rum.

@norwichduckrace Lu in the office is still a bit heartbroken that she couldn't be there to find out who bought him! Hopefully this year's duck will move a bit faster on the water... and not start floating back the wrong way halfway through the race!

@MatRubberDuck @SelectDuck @cafrindorrell @TheDuckorator @LetsGoQuackers @tracimoss13 @twiglet81 @norwichduckrace @DuckintheUSA @icenimagazine Not me matey - Quack Sparrow stands alone. Although I am considering teaming up with @SelectDuck to sink some of the competition.

@Aba_Duck @SelectDuck @cafrindorrell @TheDuckorator @LetsGoQuackers @tracimoss13 @twiglet81 @norwichduckrace @DuckintheUSA @icenimagazine Quacking heck! Are you a relative of Select Duck Beard? @SelectDuck. Well known rascal of the high seas?

@SelectDuck @break_charity Woah woah woah. Parlay? I request parlay! Surely there's a amicable solution to be had? Perhaps teaming up to sink the rest of the buggers on race day?

The name's Captain Quack Sparrow. You will all remember race day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Quack Sparrow. Savvy? @break_charity #GNDR2018

...Why is the rum always gone?

Ah. There's nothing to drink at all...

I'm finished! I'm just going to grab a drink for some courage, and I'll reveal myself to the world (No. Not like that. Get your minds out of the gutter) @break_charity #GNDR2018

I've grown hair! I'm not entirely sure what's happening to me if I'm honest, but I think I can feel a bit of an attitude change coming mates! @break_charity #GNDR2018

Alright mates? The #Duckformation has continued despite the #heatwave Any more guesses? @break_charity #GNDR18

I'm scrubbing up nicely. The same can't be said for my handler's office - there's more paint on the desks than on me. Any guesses? #DuckTransformation @break_charity #GNDR18