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My mom ate a popsicle someone left at the campground last weekend & it was a MUSHROOM POPSICLE my mom is literally tripping right now omg

uggggh i wanna be at deer creek with my people!!!

god i love not living in indiana

“there’s not a fat bitch left in fishers anymore!” hahahahahaha ozempic diet is so real

$8 for 12 chick-fil-a nuggets is thievery

pete asked the dentist how much a tank of nitrous is & doc said “best $34 i ever spent” 😭

thought my ex’s wife would stop creeping on my instagram stories once they got married but nope!

@MajorTomHeuchan we have no choice but to

Now it just hit me I actually have to camp in Delaware in the middle of August.

@__Bid__ kids aren’t getting prizes in their cereal boxes anymore & it shows

@abbbbywatson I swear. I’m pretty sure I got my first Backyard Baseball in a cereal box too.

late 90’s & early 2000’s computer games are my roman empire

need someone to make a video game like GTA but set on shakedown street at a phish/dead show. will you sell the loot you need to buy a ticket? have to search for a miracle? lose all your money on balloons? score a poster? will you predict the opener? where will you sleep?

@__Bid__ what was it with cereal boxes giving us the best damn computer games we ever played!!!! still chasing the high i got playing millsberry

@abbbbywatson Still to this day I wish I never sold this gem. It was a free game you got in a box of Cocoa Puffs. It was unreal.

2 chainz is performing at the VOGUE during nba all star week you kidding me

i feel like i see more couples that look like they could be siblings or related than couples that don’t

@LostInTha_Sauce both an honor and a privilege to be back in your feed

@abbbbywatson thank god. welcome the fuck back bitch

i’m done being quiet on twitter these thoughts need to be dumped somewhere

@aratfromhell lmaooo i swear even the breadsticks fuck me up

@aratfromhell this is 100% true bc i rarely experience this since i’ve left

me 1 hour 57 minutes after I’ve said I’m on my way

The first trailer for Wes Anderson’s ‘ASTEROID CITY’, starring Margot Robbie, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Tilda Swinton, Bryan Cranston, Maya Hawke, Steve Carell, Hong Chau, Willem Dafoe & Tony Revolori. The film releases on June 16 in theaters. twitter.com/AsteroidCity/s…