Abby Draper

The Internet's best girlfriend stopped by for a quick chat & basically the most important part of this "5 questions with" is that @deuxmoiworld believes that I could be played by a 23-year-old in the @HBO adaptation of #ANONPLS. Life made. abbyleighstudio.com/studio-unscrip…

My childhood

Is the white dress a nod to upcoming nuptials? #TaylorSwift #GRAMMYs

Taylor Swift makes the Super Bowl in her first year in the league. Elite.

I don’t watch sports but from what it sounds like Travis Kelce has set like 49 records already tonight. I’d like my day to go like that tomorrow. #NFLTwitter

“In games like this the ball matters” — someone on TV talking about football, I promise #NFLTwitter

I’m surprised that Mahomes can be so good at both football and skincare. #NFLTwitter

If every quarter of football went this quickly I’d be much more likely to watch #NFLTwitter

How many fucking ads has Travis agreed to? I’d like an administrative time out to discuss. #NFLTwitter

Does Tony Romo always sound like he has pneumonia? #NFLTwitter

I lied. Billy Crudip winning a #CriticsChoiceAward for #themorningshow is my 2024 highlight.

Chelsea Handlers dig at Jo Kody in her #CriticsChoiceAwards opening monologue is the best part of 2024. I’ll claim it now.

I haven’t live tweeted an awards show in years. Is thought the night? #GoldenGlobes

I would like to be somewhere much warmer rn was my first thought of the day. You’re welcome.

I have therapy in 30 minutes & I appreciate very much that we’re at the point of our relationship where I don’t have to shower or put on makeup before our virtual sessions.

This is why dads are the best. You know he would have rather done something else but was a good sport.

Everyone talks about not wanting to be emailed during a holiday yet every time I pick up my phone on #BlackFriday I have dozens of emails… from brands.

Who knew that sleeping in would some day be 5:20am

ptsd x 1746472919

Side note: CPG brands are killing the broadcast ads this holiday season. @Publix & @Walmart are two of my favorite so far. And I usually hate commercials.

Seeing @johnlegend cry on #TheVoice justifies all of the feelings I've had today. Makes sense to me.