Mahu

ya i look like i'm 12, but guess who's eating free sundays at crabbys

i’m so heavy on the “be safe, i love you” bc you never know what can happen when you aren’t together

hug the ones you love every chance you can this life isn’t fair

Learning to stay calm when you feel disrespected is a different type of growth.

i still think people are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

u did what u did, i felt how i felt, and it is what it is.

2.

Never speak twice on how you feel about certain shit because they heard you the first time.

*taking an x-ray of a patient* ok now a silly one

never go back to someone who chose someone else over u, that’s embarrassing!!!

tried to be his love bug but he likes roaches 💔

didn’t even fuck around and i still found out

dating a scorpio is one of those things you do once for fun and never again

if u drive the speed limit i hate u

If she really leaves you alone after y’all break up, she never really loved you

i can’t believe ppl who retweet porn actually exist

I tried to be a pimp once.. couldn’t do it. Fell in love with all 5 of them hoes

this actually is my first rodeo