turkey tom

My Yeti just flew off the top of my car into on-coming traffic, got hit by a city bus, and somehow came out unscathed...so 10/10 would recommend if you’re looking for a durable mug

Congratulations to @AbbyManitz for being inducted into the 2025 Kasson-Mantorville Hall of Fame!

We did it thanks

@TSMtakes So much going on here. Love to see you active and passionate about SPORTZ

@KwikTrip is it possible to order Glazers in bulk (approx. 300) for a wedding?

@otherjakemanitz what the actual fuck

@bjspalj Fake made up word for sure

@bjspalj BIANCA INSPIRES ME! Wordle 361 5/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

White people would put their kids up for adoption just to hear Mr. Brightside at a wedding

Frightening

I just saw an ad for Sperry boat shoes and a chill went down my spine. I had a flashback to a sweaty, stinky frat basement in 2014 and there was vodka all over the floor and everyone was wearing the same aforementioned shoes. Do not bring these back

@_Logibear_11 @bjspalj I might just have to restart again. If Bianca insists

@bjspalj @AbbyManitz

@Corikenned Coming from you, that means a lot 🥹

Wordle 317 2/6. I’ve never felt more alive ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

We always seem to forget about the important things in life (i.e. a spicy marg and a nice little pair of slippers)

@Corikenned He wears a suit coat under all his clothes

Normalize getting an email from your man every so often. It’s not too much to ask!

@bjspalj Kevin??

GABBY IS AN ICON! #TheBachelor

@bjspalj Almost didn’t see the sign because that carpet put me in a little trance

You haven’t known happiness until you’ve been gassed up by the girlies in the group chat