abby g.

@_KelsieMarie_ Hahahah. Imagine being the first person to evaluate that guy in the ER.

When is there ever a right time for a penis to be in a blender?

@_KelsieMarie_ @lukebryan Sounds like the perfect day! 🥰

Tailgates & Tanlines by @lukebryan (made complete by @AbbyNormal_g in my passenger seat)

my heart goes out to all of the parents that had 3 year olds during the initial covid lockdown. i would have gone berserk!

anyone else feel like every month is ford truck month?

ppl who choose to not use the oxford comma make me SICK

i could eat pb&j everyday of my life.

Sure the pandemic sucks but hey look on the bright side at least we all agree on how it should be handled

@_KelsieMarie_ You know? If you aren’t looking for a cute romance, but rather some petty female drama—worth it.

@AbbyNormal_g Oh noooo. Is it worth me even starting?

Clayton may as well be a cardboard cutout. #TheBachelor #boring #whynotBrandon?

Late night thoughts: 1. Does Tristan Thompson know about vasectomies? Being faithful? Even staying single until he’s settled? 2. Why do celebrities rape people? Aren’t you well liked? Popular? Rich? Sought after? Can’t you “get” plenty of people WITH consent? So strange to me.

Fell asleep 3 times during the first episode. They might lose me on this season. 😴

If americans cared about the ingredients of literally anything as much as they do the vaccine we’d be the healthiest country in the world

@_KelsieMarie_ @KrahenbuhlMegan Hahaha. I call them that, too!

@KrahenbuhlMegan: I have the hickeys… Me: … Meg: … As in the hickey-ups. *proceeds to hiccup*

@_KelsieMarie_ Hahahahaha.

@AbbyNormal_g I need to know where this park is.

Looked up the address of a park and this review caught my eye. 😂 3/5? Not bad.

I don’t have anything against Jeff Bezos, but I’m really loving the memes that are just roasting him. 😂

Why are we still playing Life Is A Highway on the radio?

@_KelsieMarie_ SAME.

Prologue: I enjoyed high school, but I am a high school reunion hater. My high school... expects me to pay... to attend an event... where there will be people... that I haven’t voluntarily spoken to in 10 years and actively avoid at the grocery store when I am in my hometown?

I never enter giveaways. But I haven’t been on vacation in over a year and a half. Getting desperate. 😂 Really trying to go to Hawaii soon, y’all. swee.ps/QLyty_CqqMcqH