Jirma 🇰🇪 🇵🇸🖊

For a relationship to really work. you gotta understand this: You and your partner are TWO different people, with two different pasts, trying to build ONE future. You didn't grow up the same, you won't always think the same. and that's okay. What matters is HOW you handle it. Communicate without turning everything into an argument. Listen even when you're frustrated. Stop keeping score and start choosing growth. Because every disagreement shouldn't create distance. it should build understanding. Real love takes maturity, patience, and emotional control. That's how you grow TOGETHER for real.🥹🥰

"Daktari anasema I lack nutrients,nashuku ni Vitamin U" *Sent*

Junet Cracks joke about the bar at parliament

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Ambia huyo TP akaapply Helb portal imefinguliwa

You’re not here by accident, maybe Allah wants you to read these 5 du’as for financial relief and freedom from debt The Prophetﷺ himself made these. And he never left them.

Acha nirudi Nairobi before mathe afike home

But kairo,you are not a strong man as you presume,you are what we call a Yes man. And at the end of the day,a Yes man and dust will always be re united in kalahari desert. You think that by fullfilling womens’ fantasies you are more chivalrous than the rest of us. When you see us lecture these young girls about promiscuity,its not because we’re stupid or weak. There is something we call occupational hazard. Occupational hazards are specific dangers that are expirienced in environments,in this case,a university student and a married man alone in an AirBNB in kilimani. When we tell these young girls,to punguza umalaya,we are not insulting them. We are telling them to stay away from trouble. Because society has all type of people. When your mother told you to come home early,giza isikupate nje,its because she was aware of the occupational hazards that exist at night where you live. Dont be a Yes man,kairo. Kumbavu sana

The problem with dropping your underwear for you to get employed is you dont do it once,or twice. It happens every end month. Unless your supervisor is fired,you’ll recieve proper beatings. With that said,is there any woman employer who wants to take advantage of me? I dont mind

The society has all kinds of people and nothing goes for nothing. There are human traffickers, serial killers, thieves, psychos, organ harvesters, ritualists, and even physical abusers. They are part of every society and like every other fisherman, they are willing to offer 'free' food to fish. I am sure you know why fishermen offer fish free food attached to hooks. There is always a price to pay, and it gets higher if you are addicted to a profligate lifestyle on the fast lane, which you can hardly afford on your own. You cannot reason with such hoodlums and start asking "does that justify killing"? Of course, locking your gate and door is your responsibility and it's a necessary precaution. If you leave them open and a thief steals, you cannot go about beating your chest and asking infantile and puerile questions such as "does that justify staling?". The world will never run short of such misfits and it's your responsibility to bark up the right tree. Tell a friend to tell a friend to do proper due diligence. This world is magalagala. If you find time, read the story of Elizabeth Koki who was killed in January 2021 by her fiance Christian Baledi Kadima. Had the victim done proper due diligence, she'd be alive today, but she was blinded by muscles, silly infatuation and the loud biological clock. Pause and take some time to do a background check, the world is not rushing anywhere. Lastly, choose one - either increase your sacrifice or reduce your desire; it's that simple!

"When it's your turn to be the hammer, hit hard because when you were the nail, no one had mercy on you."

A lizard missed by a stone doesn't wait to see the intention of the thrower. It means a lot…

Rhumba intros be like, “Batoto banapenda bolingoo”😂😂

I like low-key chilling. No crowds. No clubs. No bars. Just 2 people having deep conversations. About life. About love. About living. About the meaning of it all. That's what I crave. Things that matters. Things that helps me grow. Things that speak to my soul.

The method that conmen use to change their language from ‘mimi ni agent calling you from safaricom’ to ‘Matako wewe nitakufira mkundu’ needs to be studied. These guys don’t even give you a chance to humiliate them,it even sounds like you were the one trying to con them

The problem that has always come with being a high achiever especially in academics is everyone has high expectations from you,wheather you like it or not. And there are others waiting for you to fail so that they can feel satisfied because their parents compared them to you so now they want to prove their parents wrong. The ones who have less on their plates is us,the bare minimum achievers. Mimi kwanza nilipata D+ namna hii ata mama yangu alisema nimejaribu,it could have been worse. Sababu kwanzia form 2 hesabu sikuwai pata above 21% aki. As a bare minimum achiever I can fail and nobody will judge me,not even myself. This is the modest place you want to be in life.

Not even an apology can undo how certain people made me feel. Some damage ain't about words... it's about patterns, disrespect, and seeing people for who they really are. You can say sorry all day, but once the switch flips and the trust gone... it's up. I forgive, but I don't forget how you made me feel

The hardest pill I swallowed this year was realizing that you can feel completely alone in your lowest, and time won’t slow down for you, days still pass, people still laugh, life still demands things from you. No one stops to ask if you’re okay enough to keep going. So you learn to stand for yourself, even when your legs are shaking. You learn to be your own voice, your own support, your own reason to keep breathing. It’s a hard truth, but it stays with you: at the end of the day, when the noise fades, and everyone else is gone, the only person left to root for you is you

"Hao wa cardiac arrest tutaachia polisi wadeal nao"

At some point you just have to tell people, I love you, but I am no longer interested in the kind of life you have to offer me, and because of that I have to let you go. I am not asking you to change. You can keep doing what you want, you just cannot do that with me anymore.