Abe Knightly

@ethanwrighty @hundredmillie Can’t beat it 🤤

@hundredmillie @AbeKnightly

Me Seeing people having a curry on Christmas Day:

@BrookWalker2810 @DailyLoud Subway knightly has a nice ring to it

@DailyLoud @AbeKnightly

BREAKING: Subway is now offering free sandwiches for life to someone who is willing to legally change their first name to “Subway” The contest will choose a random winner, who will then be given $750 to go through with the name change and cover legal fees.

@Myles80342413 @maxandpaddyline Don’t it’s actually disgusting

What’s happened to Jerry the Berry 😂

@90min_Football @Carabao_Cup Man United

Two pairs of tickets to giveaway to the @Carabao_Cup Final! 🔴🏆⚫️ How to enter: ➊ Follow @90min_Football ➋ Reply saying 'Newcastle' or 'Man United' depending on which tickets you'd prefer. Two winners will be chosen Saturday. #CarabaoCupFinal | UK Only | 18+ | T&Cs below.

@james_cee let’s have ya 🔴⚪️

@jp__imo @HJH_16th That’s a top tier cereal tbf

@HJH_16th Crunchy nut clusters imo

Can’t beat a bowl of cereal… they’re not just for brekkie

“Do u sell coffee” “No” “I’ll just have a cappuccino then please”😐

@Myles80342413 No one’s dying for 3 points

@Myles80342413 Give it Warnock imo

@Myles80342413 Typical shit yank chant

@Myles80342413 @FUTMentor @dawsonstout6 @ethanwrighty @Charliewootton8 That looks mint

New Pro Club Features in FIFA 23 😁👀

@UnitedDNA99 @dawsonstout6

Manchester United officially register Zidane Iqbal in the squad list for 22/23 season. Zidane is now the first ever Iraqi player in the Premier League. 🇮🇶🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@Myles80342413 @warnockofficial @CardiffCityFC @ethanwrighty he’s just gained a follower

I’ve seen this has been retweeted thousands of times. Here’s what I was thinking at the time. @CardiffCityFC

This is the worst season in Uniteds history

@Myles80342413 @juanmata8 My 🐐

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@ethanwrighty @casehulme Gets you from A to B

@casehulme @AbeKnightly steady on super crazy

Only in Rhyl

@Mared_Rhys @Myles80342413 false alarm

BTW for anyone who didn’t know, this is a joke. Here’s the original tweet. Sorry for the disappointment but I will not be going to Rhyl 😅

IM DEAD, done a wowcher mystery holiday and got Rhyl😭😭😭 I wish I was lying

@thwaites_amber @JonnyGabriel Funny tho

@JonnyGabriel @AbeKnightly 👆👆

“It's ridiculous. Praising pilots for landing a plane, I don't get it, I really don't... it's their job to land a plane.”

@Myles80342413 @TMForever30 Just stats tho init Ronnie’s still the 🐐

Lionel Messi has better Mins per Goal contribution than Ronaldo in this Season🐐