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Figured out your word for 2026? Mine just might be fruitionizing... Might sit with it a bit. Meditate. All that #iykyk #fruitionizing

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The air in Austin right now feels like a Guatemalan jungle had a three-way with a moldy sponge and a damp pair of sweatpants inside a hothouse

Howdy from Austin #atxwx #txwx #MyEyesItch

Ever wondered why brain cancer’s rate is 26% higher in U.S. soldiers than the general population? Regardless of location of deployment? Even beyond gulf vets? #VAcuts #PACTAct #Veterans #BrainCancer #glioblastoma #MilitaryHealth

Here we go. Confidence increasing in winter weather impacting Texas next week. A mix of ice an snow in Central Texas is a growing possibility. Here's what we can know this early on.

HEB should be running Texas, full stop

@EvilMopacATX @cschiraldi 💀

@cschiraldi The fuck are you talking about

Congrats to Chili's @ 45th and Lamar for its Michelin Star🌟

@EvilMopacATX Libra = 35th Street

Austin Roads as Zodiac Signs... Aries: 2222 Taurus: I-35 Gemini: Guadalupe Cancer: Bee Cave Leo: MoPac Virgo: W. 2nd Libra: Rainey Scorpio: Dirty 6th Sagittarius: E. 7th Capricorn: N. Lamar Aquarius: Airport Blvd Pisces: S. Congress

@EvilMopacATX Your on/off ramps were the mean girl parade today. I just want to go home. Thanks

Hey, so this is absolutely terrible. New seasonal outlook just dropped for Nov, Dec, and Jan. It could not look any worse. This is La Nina's impact with is developing now and likely to extend into Spring 2025. Turn off your sprinklers #atxwx #txwx

No better alarm clock than a blue alert amirite

Great forecast ahead! Lots of sunshine and low humidity!!! No rain for the next 10 days!!!!! Tune in each morning this week to watch my mental health slowly deteriorate!!!! #atxwx #txwx

MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND YOU'RE EXHAUSTING

@EvilMopacATX As a chic with a beat up pickup truck, I bet I haul more with mine than most dudes with their pretties. Got the paint splatters and dings to prove its worth

ATTN: Austin dudes with big pickups... Give me a shoutout when you finally use the truck bed for something, it'll be fun

Spider Web Crochet Pattern DIY Halloween Decor- Giant Web For Spooky Costume or Haunted House - Permission to Sell Finished Spiderweb Items by AberrantCrochet dlvr.it/TCtNKt

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Change the programs that someone else put in your mind

@nutiva @nutiva I can't find your chocolate hazelnut spreads anywhere! The dark is my favorite and it doesn't make me feel bad. How do I buy them?

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