Audrey Able

Remember when Ryan Seacrest ask Mariah Carey if she was ready to sing and she looked at him like pleaseeee I'm always ready...

Hey @McDonalds bacon egg and cheese bagel please?

Does anyone actually update their friends last names in their phones contacts whenever they get married?

You make God tired with all your talk. “How do we tire him out?” you ask. By saying, “God loves sinners and sin alike. God loves all.” And also by saying, “Judgment? God’s too nice to judge.” Malachi 2:17

I think I figured out who Clayton looks like #TheBachelor #thebachelorette

What I don’t understand is in the song Starlight- Taylor’s version, who would make Taylor Swift sneak into a yacht club party?

@thereal_CSG No

Do something for your mental health

One time in middle school the “got milk” campaign had some random girl come and put on a concert for us in the gym. I don’t think I’ve experienced such bad second hand embarrassment since.

Petition for the behind the scene footage of the producers coming up with date ideas #BachelorinParadise

“Because when all is said and done, the last word is Immanuel—God-With-Us.” Isaiah 8:10

@coulterlaura We loved doing that!

“God’s love is meteoric, his loyalty astronomic, His purpose titanic, his verdicts oceanic. Yet in his largeness nothing gets lost; Not a man, not a mouse, slips through the cracks.” Psalm 36:5-6

@coulterlaura 😂😂😂

“it’s time you appreciated GOD ’s deep love” Psalm 107:43

My daughter doesn’t trust me. She asked what I was eating and I told her an apple and then she asked me to open my mouth to show her. To be fair I was eating a cosmic brownie but still she should have some faith in me.

Just a tweet to remind myself that my almost 5yo calls the FSU @Seminoles the cinnamon rolls and the Wisconsin @UWBadgers the bastards #MarchMadness

I’m confused how #MarriageOrMortgage gets their clients all these discounts and freebies

4yo- mommy cars 3 is my favorite because I like Jackson storm Me- yeah bud I know and honestly a little concerned you like the villain so much

2yo- Mommy Jamin called me a booty Me- Were you being a booty? 2yo- Ummmm no

4yo- “who likes the Kentucky wildcats?” Me- “unfortunately too many people”

@muhkenlee Does she not sleep??

OH. MY. GOSH. someone make stop crying right now