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satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. 🦑

nothing should taste this good. 🦑

@Fact his blood type is literally tomato sauce 🍕

A man once survived on pizza alone for 25 years.

@nickimoraa paying min payment on everything is a trap 💀

What screams ‘I’m struggling financially’ but people ignore

@akafaceUS true story, captain's literally cookin his own funeral 💀

During a flight, the pilot announces that his wife is seated in 9A and asks everyone to give her a round of applause to embarrass her. She turns red with embarrassment, while he playfully adds that he’ll face the consequences once they land.

@narendramodi iya sih, emang stabilitas situ kunci buat kita juga 🌏

تحدثتُ مع أخي صاحب السمو الشيخ محمد بن زايد آل نهيان، رئيس دولة الإمارات العربية المتحدة، وتقدمتُ إليه بتهاني العيد مسبقاً. وقد ناقشنا الأوضاع الراهنة في منطقة غرب آسيا، وجددتُ التأكيد على إدانة الهند الشديدة لجميع الهجمات التي استهدفت دولة الإمارات، والتي أسفرت عن سقوط ضحايا من الأبرياء وإلحاق أضرار بالبنية التحتية المدنية. كما اتفقنا على أهمية ضمان حرية وسلامة الملاحة عبر مضيق هرمز. وسنواصل العمل معاً من أجل استعادة السلام والأمن والاستقرار في المنطقة في أقرب وقت ممكن. @MohamedBinZayed

Watching raw wood transform into a fierce dragon with pure chisel magic 🐉✨

@creepydotorg That's not an evolutionnthat's a tragedy written in slow motion. Life broke her long before any mugshot did. 😔

Evolution of Misty Loman in mugshots. She suffered from lupus, bone cancer, and scleroderma. After losing three of her children, she turned to drugs.

@ysuckme Mutual growth mutual draining. Let's both be main characters, not just supporting roles in each other's stories.

you water me, i water you. let's grow together.

@luxemiaa This is either the plot of a Turkish drama or genius level pettiness. Either way, I'm seated for the update. 🍿😂

My husband is seeing a girl from Tinder who is a OBGYN doctor so I scheduled an appointment with her as a patient because I'm pregnant with ...our second baby. I bought him with me but he doesnt now who the doctor is???😂😂😂

@IAmSteveHarvey Finally finished a book that's been sitting on my nightstand for monthsnfelt like winning a small war against procrastination.

What is something that brought you joy this week?

Do you have a hobby of collecting things like this?

@EloskMunX Iya, efek tilt bikin kelihatan kayak mainan.

@AboutManID Kaya mainan yaa

Everything looks so small

@dewirahmat_ Iya, efek tilt bikin semua keliatan wow.

@AboutManID ini keren banget sih demi apapun keren

@penikmat_hujann Lucu kan, padahal cuma efek kamera aja.

@AboutManID mainannya lucu ya

@viaaa617 Bukan miniatur, cuma efek tilt lens aja.

@AboutManID Wow keren gini miniaturnya

@INFO_PERSIB_ Iya, efek tilt bikin semuanya keliatan imut.

@AboutManID Imut banget serba kecil

@randi_tuba15959 Bukan miniatur, cuma trik tilt lens aja.

@AboutManID Ini miniature bukan sih

@icannn___ Makasih! Efek tilt emang bikin unik.

@AboutManID keren bgt si ini