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Really working hard to get a Jack Burton quote into some content, right now. #rememberwhatoljackburtonalwayssays
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Joe Vance
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Joe Vance
@AboveAverageJoe
Graphic/UI/UX designer. Artist. Awful movie/pop-culture/sports fanboy. Will talk to no end about music. No relation to JD. https://t.co/pvrY5ILDnR
New Albany, IN Katılım Nisan 2008
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@WhatsTheStatus What happened to Ashley Massaro is an absolute tragedy.
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Thanks, I actually knew ALL of that.
Now name a Byron Allen joke you love.
Sam Tripoli@samtripoli
Byron Allen was a regular at The Comedy Store back when legends roamed the halls. He became one of the youngest comedians ever to perform on The Tonight Show at a time when that truly meant something. By 14, he was already in writers’ rooms alongside Jay Leno and David Letterman. He’s also given more young comics their first stand-up appearance on television than almost anyone else in the business. After 50 years working in comedy, it’s fair to say he knows the craft better than most.
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@samtripoli And a fair portion of us still wonder: who the fuck is Byron Allen?
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Byron Allen was a regular at The Comedy Store back when legends roamed the halls. He became one of the youngest comedians ever to perform on The Tonight Show at a time when that truly meant something. By 14, he was already in writers’ rooms alongside Jay Leno and David Letterman.
He’s also given more young comics their first stand-up appearance on television than almost anyone else in the business. After 50 years working in comedy, it’s fair to say he knows the craft better than most.
Paul Walter Hauser@WrestlerHauser
Because Byron Allen knows a lot about comedy…
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@hwinkler4real Every hour, he shows himself to be the pettiest, weakest, most insecure man to ever slog across this earth.
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@brianstelter They sure as hell aren’t watching that tripe moving into Colbert’s time slot. The ratings plummet wil sound like Slim Pickens riding that bomb in “Dr. Strangelove”.
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Some Colbert fans will probably move over to Kimmel's late-night show. But competition has historically made these shows better and funnier, so it's a bleak moment for the late-night TV landscape...
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Opinion: Ultimately, Colbert’s departure is no loss for American culture. The nation needs unifying voices more than polarization in comedy shows. usatoday.com/story/opinion/…
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@TMZ Pres. Trump DID NOT get Colbert cancelled, you LYING SOBs!! Colbert's Show SUCKED and he was losing $30M a year for CBS. Do you have to be SO Obvious in your HATE for Republicans?
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Donald Trump Celebrates 'No Talent' Stephen Colbert's Final Show bit.ly/43puIso
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@TMZ Stephan Colbert is a poor excuse for a man. The guys a total little weasel bitch. How do woman fuck these guys? Do they decide I want to be with the weakest weasel society has to offer ? You could assault his family and he sit there and do nothing about it, cause he can't.
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Donald Trump predictably celebrated the demise of The Late Show on Thursday amid the president’s years-long campaign to cancel late-night shows that are critical of his administration.
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Opinion: The “Late Show” finally goes dark, years after Stephen Colbert drove away those who don't see the world the way he sees it.
I'm glad to see him go. usatoday.com/story/opinion/…
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And in this house, Christopher Columbus is a hero.
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@Mollyploofkins How you know he set this to go out in advance: that it went out at 2am. We all know he was asleep by 2pm.
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Trump at 2am: Colbert is finally finished at CBS. Amazing that he lasted so long! No talent, no ratings, no life. He was like a dead person. You could take any person off of the street and they would be better than this total jerk. Thank goodness he’s finally gone!
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@CBSMornings @AllenMGroup The sound of CBS ratings as soon as Colbert signed off. Can’t wait to see how poorly this goes.
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After starting “Comics Unleashed” 20 years ago, Byron Allen is bringing the comedy talk show to late night, taking over Stephen Colbert’s “The Late Show” time slot starting this Friday.
Allen shares about his start in comedy as a teenager and he explains how he feels about the cancellation of Colbert's show: “This isn’t show business. This is business of show."
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Byron Allen Says Key to Replacing Stephen Colbert Is Timeless, Apolitical Comedy bit.ly/4tNNKDw
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@JulianWks Yeah, you look like that would be your takeaway from this story.
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Moral of the story:
Mind your business
Cultaholic Wrestling@Cultaholic
Ludwig Kaiser was arrested for allegedly attacking a man who asked Kaiser and his partner to "please have some manners" after acting in an "uncontrollably intimate" manner in a shared lift. Kaiser allegedly punched the victim multiple times, pushed him to the ground, and then threatened further violence. Police stated that surveillance footage from near the elevator shows a white male punching the victim around the reported time. This incident took place on April 23rd, 2026, but Kaiser was only charged and arrested yesterday. (Source: @nodqdotcom)
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@SleeperColts @HolderStephen Even if you’re terrible at them.
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Chris Ballard on Carlie Irsay-Gordon’s leadership:
“Ultimately, she lets us do our jobs, which you can't ask for anything more than that as a GM or head coach.”
{Via @HolderStephen}
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It’s taken me entirely too long to get around to this. Unsurprising banger. #hardcore @terrorhardcore
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Thank you for our conversation @FinnBalor! And thank you for everything you sacrifice to be a part of this business we all love 🙏 Looking forward to your continuing journey and how it will play out for you personally and professionally! Here’s to sharing a cheeseburger someday. #whatsyourstory
@WWE @Fanatics @EGxo
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I was in the green room at a con last year and I let Peter Weller go ahead of me on the coffee line and he turned and said, “thank you for your cooperation” and i was made whole
People Of The Internet@PeopleOfTheInt
Kids today don’t understand how cool this really is.
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