Abrasive Alba

He was dead upfront with me.

Confucius Say: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Be careful or you'll poke your eye out!

I feel like a rat in a cage.

Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side.

waiter, there's a hair in my soup.

just between you, me, and the fence post.

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.

as lucky as a man in a women's prison with a fist full of pardons.

No matter where you go, there you are.

Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships.

Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

Half of the world's misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence.

Having the right to do it, doesn't mean it is right to do it.

Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem with the world today? "I don't know and I don't care".

God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.

The Leith police dismisseth us.

every rose has its thorn.

if you expect to soar with the eagles during the day, you can't hoot with the owls at night.