The Nerf Herder

I like the new Prada album 🤝

Went to warped tour and Sace6 set the high bar so early in the day.

as someone who has toured with 20 different iterations of what “metalcore” can imply, i assure you that no one truly gives a shit how you categorize music because that type of thinking is inherently reductive and it’s a waste of time that won’t serve the process of writing music

My son has just turned 2. He has never seen a film, or television show before. I think it’s time to show him the Extended Lord of the Rings.

me reading captain underpants

woke up this morning and gandalf was not sat at my bedside saying “you are in the house of elrond, and it is 10 o’clock in the morning on october the 24th” so i went back to sleep

Can I just feel normal again, like wtf

Bob Iger is who you mfs think Kathleen Kennedy is lol

@unclenoeyy We need Oscar Isaac to say the line

I’m just so upset

I just watched 28 years later… and uh…. I couldn’t be more in love with it

Tron Ares was not very good. But that soundtrack in a Dolby Atmos theater was a wonderful experience so idk.

Honey have you seen my second amendment shirt I need to wear it to the children’s amusement park

Exactly 26 years ago today, on October 11, 1999, filming began for The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Over a quarter of a century has passed, yet no film has topped its epic legacy it remains one of the greatest cinematic achievements of all time. 📽️

Once again, fuck off

"In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl. A great black shape against the fires beyond he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the Gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax: Shadowfax who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dínen. 'You cannot enter here,' said Gandalf, and the huge shadow halted. 'Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your Master. Go!' The Black Rider flung back his hood, and behold! he had a kingly crown; and yet upon no head visible was it set. The red fires shone between it and the mantled shoulders vast and dark. From a mouth unseen there came a deadly laughter. 'Old fool!' he said. 'Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!' And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade. Gandalf did not move. And in that very moment, away behind in some courtyard of the City, a cock crowed. Shrill and clear he crowed, recking nothing of wizardry or war, welcoming only the morning that in the sky far above the shadows of death was coming with the dawn. And as if in answer there came from far away another note. Horns, horns, horns. In dark Mindolluin's sides they dimly echoed. Great horns of the North wildly blowing. Rohan had come at last."

Dad rock is so much cooler than metalcore, and it’s just a fact.

Is it fair to say that if the Epstein files completely exonerated Trump, they would have been released a long time ago ?

This image becomes a thousand times funnier when you realize it’s a parody of the first cast photo/table read for The Force Awakens.

“…there is a darkness reaching like rust into everything around us. We let it grow, and now it's here. It's here and it's not visiting anymore. It wants to stay. The Empire is a disease that thrives in darkness; it is never more alive than when we sleep.”