Absolute Unit

🥒💀Is FUTA SEX Gay?💀🍆 #Vtuber #ENVtuber #VTuberEN

I keep hearing about this 6 7 thing, and I’m getting major boomer rage from not understanding it.

Just got a real night of sleep for the first time in weeks. I feel like I’ve risen from the dead.

🥒💀Cuckolding is Gay BDSM With Extra Steps💀🍆 #ENVtubers #vtubers #educational

@LustTeaArt I totally missed this, because twitter flagged it as spam for some reason. Always like to hear from the person who asked the question, and I’m glad you enjoyed the video. Great topic.

@AbsoluteUnit30 Thank you so much for answering my question!!! Loved every bit of this vid, it made my day!

@Rachel_Rascal Candy Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

@AbsoluteUnit30 Where to?

I am fucking flying bro

@WillTheIam1 N-No…

@AbsoluteUnit30 Are you high?

@Hauff789 Pretty much that

@AbsoluteUnit30 Like this?

@TomFoolery_1988 LMAO that popped up in my feed the other day, and I was just thinking “the algorithm knows…”

I've got some bad news... x.com/AbsoluteUnit30…

🥒💀"Self-Esteem" Taken to Its "Logical" Conclusion💀🍆 Katsu-sensei helps a viewer figure out who deserves him. #ENVtubers #vtubers #educational

I love Friday nights. There are six bars within five blocks of my house. Between 11pm - 2am, all the bars start closing, and I like to walk around and watch all the drunk people trying to make it home. I saw a guy earlier who was so hammered he could only shuffle about fifteen feet at a time before stopping, doubling over with his hands on his knees, and spitting continuously on the ground while muttering "fuck dude. Oh fuck."

@JayDubz_07 Heh heh heh ayyyyyyy

@AbsoluteUnit30 Or your slobbering between some cheeks lol

Was editing and paused on this...looks like Auntie Katsu wants a kissu~

@Hauff789 Did that hurt?

@ElaraVtuber I realized that people would be way more willing to listen to my self-indulgent bitching and pontificating if it was coming out of a cute anime girl with big tits.

Fellow Vtubers: What made you want to start Vtubing? 🤔

@AtarasiHida @ObsoleteSony @DarDan200 Bassed

@ObsoleteSony @DarDan200 @AbsoluteUnit30

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@Rachel_Rascal @ColtCalculated lol no

@AbsoluteUnit30 @ColtCalculated Oh shit they were driving?!

lol I just helped a lost dude who was so drunk he couldn’t read the street signs.

@ColtCalculated Yeah, I told him to turn his headlights on and drive slowly.

@AbsoluteUnit30 I'm glad you were able to give directions so he could drive on his way. Real heroes do exist.

@ArtistAXioM lol adorable

@AbsoluteUnit30 by best attempt at a Katsu Mii