Absolute Joke

In case you missed it... Here is our Coronavirus parody song. youtube.com/watch?v=PPfTlU… It's moving, emotional and an important #StayHome message, just as important as #ClimateChange and the #ClimateEmergency

@MollyJongFast Did someone photoshop in an image of face-mask wearing Joe Biden on the right hand side (blue shirt and blue face mask)???

@SwampDrainNow Dear oh dear.

@J_S_Spragg Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

@sjredmond He definitely passes as a racist and a womaniser though. 😳

It’s not the tests King Covid the 19th passes that are important, it’s the ones he fails. Empathy test....FAIL Humanity test...FAIL Leadership test...FAIL Marital fidelity test...FAIL Grammar test...FAIL Geography test...FAIL #personwomanmancameratv #ThursdayMorning

@SwampDrainNow This has to have been photoshopped surely? I mean he’s not that stupid is he?

@JRehling @mitchsweiss Should probably have read through the comments before I Tweeted mine 😂

If you were writing a book about 2020, what would your first sentence be?

@mitchsweiss It was the worst of times; it was the worst of times.

@realDonaldTrump Damn! Hey, 2015 Trump. If you keep this kind of talk up, you might have a shot at the presidency or something in 2016. Good effort man. Just don’t screw it up by leaving this Tweet here when you go back on your word ok.

When foreigners attend our great colleges & want to stay in the U.S., they should not be thrown out of our country.

@Imagineyourdad Maybe it’s just me but I though the white pudding was actually called hogs pudding. Mainly because it’s more grey than white anyway.

Imagine this was your dad twitter.com/Real_Macca_016…

@piersmorgan I believe they want a scapegoat for when the infections and deaths hit a 2nd wave... What easier scapegoat than that of working class public who are desperate for a beer?

Reopening Britain's pubs on a sunny Saturday in July was dumb enough. Letting them open from 6am is stupefyingly stupid. Does anyone at No10 have a brain? Or do they just want us all to die? Serious questions.

@SkyNews Saving this comment for the next few weeks: Anyone else get the feeling that #BoJo is only letting pubs open so that WHEN (not if) the 2nd wave happens, he can blame it on the working class that "blew it" and started spreading the virus again... Instead of his own ineptitudes!

Boris Johnson has said the UK is "very much through the worst" of the #coronavirus pandemic, but warned: "Let's not blow it now, folks" trib.al/HipiV7P

As if @realDonaldTrump tried to claim some 'success' for 4.8m jobs created in June. He knows that the overwhelming majority of those were rehires from people who were ruthlessly culled for the pandemic, doesn't he? #absolutejoke #ThisGuyIsInCharge #Scammer #spin @piersmorgan

Would just like to point out that @BorisJohnson and his @CONservatives whilst admirable for their offer to #BNOs from #HongKong are actually playing into hands of the Chinese gov who are looking for an easy way to get more mainlanders into HK to take over property and businesses.

@Arsenalphatnats @daraobriain Yes! Finally someone on Twitter that gets it! My outrage has been solo since January until now. Thank you. ☺️

Why aren’t we surrounded by ads normalising masks? Masks with club crests on them, or band names, or Cath Kidson designs? Why aren’t we seeing the words "Brought to you by the MASK MARKETING BOARD”? Posters of masked celebs? Shouldn’t that be happening?

@twofreters @SkyNews How about “We refuse to confirm or deny that any of them are actually our children. It’s a personal matter, not up for discussion in this forum.” 😂

Parents could be fined if they don't send their children back to school in September, education secretary warns news.sky.com/story/parents-…

@LikeGoinThisWay Dear oh dear. Next they’ll be banning the National Anthem because not everyone believes in God, and some don’t even like the Queen.

@piersmorgan Can’t help but think he was having a pop at you here Piers: “Desperately important causes have been politicised to the point of meaninglessness, opportunities for action hijacked swiftly by the cynical actors.” #YouKnowIt

You don’t have to agree with Laurence Fox, or even like him, to find this a very unsettling read. The illiberal liberalism that drives this kind of cancel culture will destroy democracy, and I say that as a liberal. 👇

@piersmorgan @MattHancock I think what @MarcusRashford did was terrific! But isn’t it alarming that @BorisJohnson ONLY made this decision after listening to him yesterday, and not when the actual opposition @Keir_Starmer raised this very issue in PMQs last week! Dreadful leadership from BoJo

Hancock loves to hold footballers to account but can’t even be bothered to remember their names when they force Govt U-turns.