Kai Kali

I tweet for people who are confident but occasionally suffer from imposter syndrome & self doubt but eventually bounce back because they realize they're the shit

Thinking about the Suya I had yesterday at Bar Beach Grill in Lewisham 😍

Bouncer: “Sir, the clubs at capacity, I can’t let you in, it’s one in one out” Me: “Maybe you should get out then”

When Boris Johnson gives me a week’s notice for the reopening of pubs

Valentine’s Day came in early❤️❤️❤️

That first COVID / Lockdown free summer I swear i’m living that shit like Phineas and Ferb

Congratulations! Confirmed! Accepted! Promoted! Sold Out! Booked! All 2021✨ AMEN .

Must be nice 🥲

I need to start living more. Dressing up more, going places , taking pictures. Just living . Life is short .

This nigga flew to Paris in a pandemic to eat beans.

Humble Crumble, London’s prettiest Apple crumble✨•

I really own a 2 floor beauty salon in SHOREDITCH at 22🥺😭 instagram.com/beautybookbase…