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officially completing my transition by going to jupiter to get more stupider, I'll let you all know if it works

@vetochkarowan HE'S SO SASSY I LOVE HIM

modernbat: birthday (part four)

every time I log in twitter says I have two notifications and I get really excited. they're never actual notifications but that doesn't stop me 💀 THIS TIME THE GHOST NOTIFICATIONS WILL BE REAL (they aren't)

based on the monster mash?? The hit song by Andrew Hozier-Byrne??? That monster mash??

@vetochkarowan I love seeing Astarion in all these outfits!!! he's dapper in whatever he wears :D

modernbat - modernfashion

@oathdevotion WOOO FUCK YEAH

@kitsuoba WHOA

@Absolutely__Ash He has a story in a different timeline where he manages to absorb Yebel, become the demigod he should have been, and trick the whole group into taking control in the end, killing the only person he really loved: Shadowheart

name: Callidus Veltharys pronouns: he/him sexual orientation: pansexual age: 139 race: half-drow, half-Celestial background: Bhaal’s favorite (always is) class: rogue - blood sorcerer alignment: neutral - evil lover: everyone but especially Shadowheart

@kitsuoba oh god as if Shadowheart hasn't had enough toxicity in her life- I hope the tadfools are able to get her back!!!

@Absolutely__Ash In the main timeline, where Yebel escaped, Callidus will succeed in kidnapping Shart just to annoy Yebel. During his captivity, they will develop something together (based on a toxic relationship) and I say no more :p

@febswednesday ulder ravengard when I FUCKING FIND YOU

im in agony over wyll today im just im so oh my god did he have time to pack any of his things before he left the city say goodbye to any of his friends tell anyone where he was going why he was going did he KNOW where he was going himself

@vetochkarowan That's so many candles, Astarion is going to have to take like ten minutes to blow them all out 💀

modernbat: birthday (part three) 🎂

@kitsuoba oh my god that's ADORABLE

Little cute Fact: Yebel purrs when he is really very happy (a kind of slight rumble that can be heard by putting your head on his chest)

@daphnekri THEYRE SO BABY

smol🥺 #bloodweave Done with the plushies & stickers. Wrapping box details in progress

@neoselket the options are ENDLESS

@Absolutely__Ash Vampires as a metaphor for being in best buy at 3:07 AM the day before st patricks day

vampirism as a metaphor for queerness. vampirism as a metaphor for chronic illness. vampirism as a metaphor for trauma. VAMPIRES AT METAPHORSSSS!!! PUT! VAMPIRES! IN YOUR STORIES! PLEASE I'M ON MY HANDS AND KNEES

@AstarionsWifey @morphingmache that's so cool!!! :D I hope you guys have a ton of fun! show me some photos after?

@Absolutely__Ash @morphingmache Lexcon in Kentucky!

i opened my gallery on my laptop for a completely unrelated reason, but once again astarion calls to me like the green goblin mask. maybe it's about time i make a proper comeback?

@AstarionsWifey @morphingmache OMG RHATS AWESOME WHICH CON??

@Absolutely__Ash @morphingmache I’m also very tired!!! Paige and I go to a con next week so I’m very excited for that :))

@Sprewdriver aw :( that really sucks, I'm sorry! for the record you don't need a very good computer to play, I play on my shitty school laptop 💀 so if it when you're ever able to get a computer, it doesn't have to be super expensive or powerful!

@Absolutely__Ash Mannn i havent even got ONE run! I have no pc and my xbox is to old for bg3

I miss BG3 sometimes

@wolfyaltwitch Oh hell yeah!!! when they're available I'll definitely cop one 😎

@Absolutely__Ash trojan horse inspired sweater! and maybe next month ish? I'm hoping to get the design and samples finalized soon

mockups!! please let me know which you prefer aha im getting mixed opinions from my friends

guys im begging you if you had something youve wanted to do for a while now literally just up and start it. no plan no nothing its better to get something down today to fix tomorrow than have nothing at all