Amoeba/Ergo (ELITE : RESONANT)

INTRODUCTION: A thread!

//when I say I like cats this is the last thing I want to be associated with, actual cattle humour holy shit

@MyLatestInvent // i fear literally everyone replying to this post from outside of the parodytwt circle repeating "well it's manmade" content, are forgetting that manmade content can still be brainnumbingly nothing and that people can have opinions on twitter 💔

@C800238314 @onenonlygambit "No wonder you're so easy to agitate..." //the gun I have pointed against my own head is REAL and APPROACHING YOUR destination. /j

@AbsorbYourMind @onenonlygambit YEAH. FOOL. //Don't even freaking worry.

How do I even respond to this.

@POKINWITHMYFORK @onenonlygambit //

@AbsorbYourMind @onenonlygambit //THANK GOD!!

@C800238314 @onenonlygambit "...Really? That's....You...Sometimes I forget robots don't optimize for comfort." //FUHHH MY LIFE I FORGOT I DO "" WHEN TYPING IN CHARACTER

@AbsorbYourMind @onenonlygambit I DO NOT REST ON PILLOWS WHEN I CHARGE.

@POKINWITHMYFORK @onenonlygambit // it WOULDN'T say this, because it's already a yummy strawberry flavored smoothie /j

@AbsorbYourMind @onenonlygambit //forgot ooc but it woulr say this

@C800238314 @onenonlygambit YOU DESERVE BOTH OF YOUR PILLOWS TO BE THE LEAST OPTIMAL TEMPERATURE EVERY NIGHT.

@AbsorbYourMind @onenonlygambit MAD IM RIGHT

@POKINWITHMYFORK @onenonlygambit // time to make a smoothie!

@AbsorbYourMind @onenonlygambit

@AbsorbYourMind Here is how I would Torture you, Amoeba. The Marrow Furnace - I will inject liquid metal into your bones, boiling them from the inside.

@C800238314 @onenonlygambit I hope your autotargetting systems go off when looking at a mirror. For your least lethal weapon, but STILL.

@onenonlygambit @AbsorbYourMind DESERVED

@C800238314 @onenonlygambit //😭😭

@AbsorbYourMind @onenonlygambit //IM SORRY THIS HAS ME ACTUALLY IN TEARS LAUGHING I CANT RESIST

@POKINWITHMYFORK @onenonlygambit ❄️❄️🧊🧊❄️❄️

@AbsorbYourMind @onenonlygambit please dont

@POKINWITHMYFORK @onenonlygambit ALRIGHT. IM GONNA TURN YOU INTO A COLD POKER.

@onenonlygambit @AbsorbYourMind deserved

Hey! The store is open and I’m willing to serve anyone! Completely apologetic for being sooo judgemental! {She isn’t, all she’s doing is trying to get on your good side.} {ELITE EFFECT: BOUNCY}

@onenonlygambit HELP? POLICE? EVIL DOCTORS? SOMEONE?

@POKINWITHMYFORK @C800238314 // i literally want to kiss men 24/7 this is SLANDER

@AbsorbYourMind @C800238314 //moot is... homophobic medias...?

//quick reminder that @POKINWITHMYFORK is my other account

@C800238314 @POKINWITHMYFORK // YEAH SPEWING IS WHAT IM DOING AFTER WITNESSING THAT!

@AbsorbYourMind @POKINWITHMYFORK //WHAT THE SPEWER DUDE

@C800238314 @POKINWITHMYFORK // HELLO???? erm! cancelled for being a selfcest shipper! /j

@POKINWITHMYFORK @AbsorbYourMind //yeas ......

@C800238314 @POKINWITHMYFORK // ALL OF THAT!!!!!

@AbsorbYourMind @POKINWITHMYFORK //WHAT DID I EVEN DO