Accidental CISO
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Accidental CISO
@AccidentalCISO
I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
United States Katılım Ocak 2019
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@IceSolst @WhenOnKStreet I don’t like this timeline anymore.
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Remember “zero trust” a decade ago. The idea was: idc if it’s coming from the office. We need to authenticate all devices.
We’re seeing a continuation of that today: are you typing on your keyboard, or via Claude remote, or is it an agent in your machine? Doesn’t matter, every action should be monitored at runtime based on what it’s doing, and the access requested etc.
Evolution:
Trust inside the perimeter —> trust based on device/identity —> trust based on each action
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This is one of my favorite YouTube channels. If you are into music history, check it out.
Paul Thompson@pdbass74
New #pdbass video! Classic-era @StevieWonder was 5 albums over 5 years with 59 songs, but only ONE was played on upright bass! It's a good one and so was the (surprising) player. Let's check it out. youtu.be/A7J6CtEC-V0
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@Tr3s0r Yeah, I completely moved the goalposts, so to speak.
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@AccidentalCISO 😂😆😂
Reminds me of the thing that was emphasized a lot when I was studying some SDLC in uni, about requirement definitions 😂
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Last week, I met with a marketing freelancer to put together a strategic marketing plan for my company.
This morning, me to freelancer: “Heeeeeyyyy, so, I had an idea. It might change the plan a wee bit.” 😬
OMG, I have become my bosses. 🤣😭🤦♂️
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@Tr3s0r It was yesterday.
At the time I posted, no day/time was set.
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I'll need some audience volunteers to test the live caller workflow. If anyone is interested in helping me do some testing this week, let me know.
The Mindful Business Security Show@mindfulsmbshow
We've been taking a break from new episodes recently, but some big changes are coming! Starting soon, we will live stream the recording sessions and take callers from the live audience.
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@brysonbort Neither can I, but I bet AI doesn’t have imposter syndrome. 🤣😭
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@CroodSolutions My job was to talk about work, not to do any work. I always thought that was kind of weird.
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A CISO spends more time in dull meetings and in-office than most members of a security team. Use this time... try to hack yourself all the time. Walk around. Hunt for things. It really does make a difference.
@AccidentalCISO thoughts?
GIF
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Gun hypothetical:
You see this in someone's backyard. What do you do?
A: Mind your business
B: Claim you're scared and shoot
C: Claim an imminent threat and shoot
D: Other (comment)
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CISO friends, if you are going to RSA, you should talk to my friend @kevinj_cyber1 and his team about their LISN platform. It really is cool.
LEVEL 6 Cybersecurity@Level6Cyber
Security leaders should not have to reinvent the wheel. At RSA, we’re showing how LISN helps CISOs evaluate strategy choices, compare tradeoffs, and focus on investment where it can make the biggest difference. Let’s connect: calendly.com/level6cybersec…
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but executives aren’t going to read more than 3 sentences of that email you’re writing. Get to the point.
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My wife and I were just discussing this..
Kerry Slone(Stilettos&Shotguns)@thereal_SnS
Is anyone else struggling more than usual to adjust to Daylight Saving Time this year, or is it just me?
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I wish I had the picture my colleague took of me sitting on a bucket configuring a switch in a shed that was inundated with wasps.
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@AccidentalCISO Then he will go to NanoBanana, paste the summary in and make a cute image to go with it
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Have the intern use AI to generate a human readable half-page summary of that Acceptable Use Policy, stat!!
WhiskeyHacker@whiskeyhacker
Your CISO has a 47-page AI Acceptable Use Policy Your intern has ChatGPT, Copilot, Gemini, and Claude open in four tabs and just pasted the board deck into all of them.
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Actually, a half-page is still probably too long to expect anyone to read. 😭
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@Postsemreh That's some Trading Spaces quality bull crap right there.
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I will put this person in prison immediately
TheLizVariant@TheLizVariant
Who covers a $$& natural stone countertop with cheap wood looking stickers? I just don’t understand some people
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