Peter

It's so horrifyingly hypnotizing that I'm not sure I can live tweet this entire film #CatsMovie

The proportions are too inconsistently off. It almost gives me vertigo.

I've always had a soft spot for Cats, but re-watching the Top Hooper movie is creeping me out even more than the first time in movie theaters... #CatsMovie

@ThatTrumpGuy @realDonaldTrump That's not a line. That's barely a dinner party...

@realDonaldTrump Can’t wait!!! I’ll see you there! Be sure you’re following me @ThatTrumpGuy for exclusive pictures/videos throughout the day tomorrow! The line started YESTERDAY!

Looking forward to being in the North Carolina tomorrow night. We’re having a BIG RALLY for a great guy, Dan Bishop. Strong on Crime, Borders, your Military and our Vets, we need Dan Bishop in Washington badly. His opponent is WEAK on Crime, Borders, and against your 2nd A.

Ticket #giveaway for #HomofortheHolidays at @centuryballroom #Seattle #burlesque #drag gvwy.io/5gj0yig

@bendelacreme Gaylord Manor at ACT was absolutely amazing! I can't stop thinking about it. Please keep producing shows in Seattle :D

@pk421 One guy totally got "checked," and then they all "pig-piled" on each other in some sort of "celebration," or something...

The phrase, "jumping the shark" has totally jumped the shark.

@IRSNews How do I get the #IRS to follow me on twitter? #IRS #ItsARace #NeedToBeatMyFriends #ThanksInAdvance

Overheard on the bus: "The only president that could get us out of Iraq and defeat ISIS is Jesse Ventura."

It's been 20 years and I *still* can't figure out what a jellicle cat is....

Have you ever made a pasta sauce so terrible that you put the pasta back in the colander and wash it off? I have....

#Superbowl #Seahawks #Bandwagon #DontCare #TheTonysAreMySuperbowl

DON'T TURN ON THE BLENDER!! #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words

Guess I'm doing two sets tonight! "

I watched an impressive 13 minutes of football today. And while most of it made sense, I still can't figure out who the goalie is....

@ScratchOpenMic Yes, I'm Peter! Looking forward to meeting y'all tonight :D

@X_celsior @ScratchOpenMicq WILL SOMEBODY TEACH ME TWITTER??

@ScratchOpenMic Can I grab a slot for tonight?

I want to open a poultry-themed Mom & Pop restaurant called, "Duck Diner-sty"