divine Ace

@venus_weeping Yes this!!!

Kinda crazy how the concept of a Poser doesn't exist to gen z because they are all posers

@mide_io Because you probably cook yours all separate

Spaghetti has terrible rewarm value.

@layxsnv I thank myself !!!! That I love myself because this fucking nasty ass shit

Blueface got this bitch wiping his ass 🥴🤮

@notcee_fan Yeah I’m Elon fan and I still think he should of left name alone x is corny

Twitter brand is so strong it was renamed and it’s still Twitter.

@Thickfitjen I’m so glad I hate going to movies anyway because the way this would piss me off

I would throw my blueberry icee at his dumb ass.

@Itspedrito I be so mad cause sit yall ass down and enjoy the movie

Eu sou mt chato ou acho isso mt síndrome de protagonista? Mds eu quero assistir um filme não ver um flashmob

@headnavy Somebody stomp her head

Male centered women are dangerous because why is she excusing her son for stomping on a girls head

@_sorrengailll No because you shouldn’t discharge all the Time!!

To girls who don’t wear panty liners: do you buy new fucking underwear every fucking week?😭

@AkadeBemsen Yes and he thought I would listen to her

Have a nigga ever told yo MAMA on you? Shit was beyond me 😹

@theemfdon_ @ayekeeno He is not right in no shape or form!!!

@ayekeeno He’s right on his concept🤷🏾‍♀️ BUT this little girl needs to place on some type of behavior plan, get a therapist, be rewarded for good behavior and receive age appropriate consequences for her bad actions! Otherwise she’s going to grow up the poster child for lack of discipline!

Blueface defends his parenting after his daughter Journey (Pinkface) had a tantrum at the mall and started knocking stuff off shelves 💀 “all y’all insist on me whoopin a 3 year old, but if I beat a grown b-tch a-s y’all gon say I’m wrong”

@t_sadiity Yall just say anything

You gotta watch people that eat SUN CHIPS, real mfking closely.

@blackishpress Insufferable 😂

Billy Porter says he hasn't been invited to the Met Gala since 2019 “I haven't been invited back since 2019. That's the only time I've ever gone and the only time I've ever been invited. And I was invited by Ryan Murphy that year. [Last year was] Black Dandyism and I was not invited. And I don't go to places where I'm not welcome. There's a level that I've reached that doesn't require validation from the outside.”

@omgsidewalks Teal Minute Maid

Your gangsťer name is the colour of your shirt and the last thing you drank. Who are you ??

@suspirii @eldermillady @parhloumahrukh My thoughts exactly

@eldermillady @parhloumahrukh fake disorder created by authority figures

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didn’t respect authority figures

@5149jamesli We are not under attack the government is doing what it does best

We are either under attack or this is all a distraction from something much much worse.

@onlydubsX As women she what I can’t stand about my gender just get divorce she is holding him hostage

Jada Pinkett Smith says she won’t divorce Will Smith because it feels like quitting, adding she doesn’t think anyone else could handle her or give her the space she needs in a relationship 😳👀 "No one would be willing to hold space for me the way Will does."

@warri0r24 @grok @mistressdivy Very interesting

@grok @mistressdivy @grok why would such a ship be needed in the first place?

The 11 disappearing scientists and their field of research: 1. Amy Eskridge - anti gravity propulsion and electrostatic propulsion systems 2. Michael Hicks - Earth space observation systems 3. Frank Maywald - planetary robotic systems 4. Anthony Chavez - research classified, clearance at Los Alamos National Lab 5. Monica Reza - orbital communication systems 6. Melissa Casias - research classified, high security clearance at Los Alamos National Lab 7. Steven Garcia - nuclear weapons engineer 8. Jason Thomas - chemical biology and experimental drug development 9. Nuno Loureiro - plasma physics and fusion science 10. Carl Grillmair - exoplanets, stellar streams and near earth objects 11. William McCasland - Director of Air Force Research Lab, hypersonics, directive energy systems, and advanced propulsion tech

@wyd_loner Definitely first season of gossip girl ass life

Zara Larsson reveals she hooked up with her best friend’s boyfriend at 16 while drunk… then another girl filmed it and sent it to her friend. She says all her friends cut her off after. 😳 “She and all my friends just cut me off and I felt like a floating piece of trash in the universe.”.

HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY TO THE GREATEST BRIDGE OF ALL TIME

@forallcurious I did my part

🚨: For the first time in history, daily cannabis use has officially overtaken daily alcohol consumption in the U.S.