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There needs to be an investigation into how spurs are reffed Total joke Raped every week

Wife made me go to couples therapy last week Nice office Two couches Box of tissues The therapist asked what brings us in My wife said "he treats everything like a transaction" I said "that's not true" The therapist asked me to give an example of something I do that isn't transactional I thought about it for 11 seconds I could not think of an example The therapist asked how that made me feel I said "efficient" My wife looked at the therapist The therapist looked at my wife They had a moment I was not part of the moment My wife said "do you love me?" I said "I chose you. Every day I choose you. That's not emotion. That's a commitment with a compounding return and I don't see a better alternative in the market." The room went quiet My wife cried The therapist cried I didn't understand why That was the most romantic thing I've ever said The therapist said "I think we should meet weekly" I said "what's your hourly rate?" She said "$275" I said "for both of us or each?" My wife picked up her purse and walked out I stayed to negotiate the rate Got it down to $250 Small win Sent from my iPhone

@topskillsportuk 100 mill and he can go

🚨💣 EXCL: Real Madrid has secured a pre-agreement with Cristian Romero to usher him to the Santiago Bernabéu. 🇦🇷⚪️ #RealMadrid The deal entails a five-year contract, slated for formal signing in the summer and extending until June 2031. Florentino Pérez has long monitored and admired Romero, considering the Argentine his preferred target. Barring unforeseen developments, Romero will don the Real Madrid colors come summer 2027. Official and confirmed.

Cash in on him

@SpursOfficial Get Ange in as Interim

Defeat in N17.

Get this cunt out of this club Enough is enough

I admire a man who has perfected his art like littler as I understand the dedication required I can now just one flick stroke and finish before even hard Similar dedication required

@Colsterfive Restless fan base due to the shiny stadium syndrome Frank needs backing and should be allowed at least 2 seasons as should any manager

@Colsterfive Jose and conte didnt get the players they wanted or backed at the required levels. Conte personal problems caused the 2nd year drop off. The stats behind Ange dropp off was insane and he had to go regardless of the trophy.

@AcornerTurning What do Spurs fans want? You had supposed World Class managers in Jose/Conte & booed them as they played boring football. You got someone known for his team's playing good football, won you a European trophy and you booed him. Now you're booing then new manager!

@Shoppy666 We are special however the harmony in walking off at ht wanking each other off was touching I even joined in

Spurs are funnier than Liverpool rn. And that's impossible.

@Shoppy666 Rich feed the rich dude Everything is corrupt at the top whilst everyone else is taxed to fuck and jailed for nasty words on Facebook

CORRUPTION!!!!! @AcornerTurning

Premier League Afternoon eskedit 5-0. Right here.

Cant even be bothered to wank currently Wake up Spend 5 minutes cursing the ex Kids Work Coach Eat Kids Gym Place system bets Spend 5 mins cursing the ex Sleep Repeat How am I meant to Find love with this schedule

Those boys from the Red part of Urawa done the job first up. 🇯🇵 Urawa o2.5 1.90💰💰💰 CMON Jeonbuk and your motor company.

Quote of the day for me

Just have a wank instead as this is far too much work

LA Derby tonight in the MLS - usually always a spicy affair. I’ve backed Over 4.5 Asian at 1.775 (2u) Also on Each Team 3+ Cards at 4.00 (0.5u) Referee appointment pretty decent also - Guido Gonzalez who is averaging 4.87 cards per game across the past 2 MLS seasons.

@Shoppy666 Watch the rest play out now

And there it is @AcornerTurning

@Shoppy666 I start every game wirh an oculus virtual wank nowadays to make up for losing this moment in time

Every game should start like this

@Shoppy666 Needed a wank tonight as well

Almost there...