Commander Shepard

Me to @DanGriffin21 : SO BASICALLY HE’S CALLED YUNG GRAVY AND THERE’S A RICK ASTLEY RIFF IT’S AMAZING DAMN GRAVY YOU SO VICIOUS AND HE’S TEAMING UP WITH MACKLEMORE AND HE LIKES MILFS AND HERE’S A CAT IN A BRA

@CreepyOrg Cartoon vs Reality

@InternetH0F Magical and swift dad 🥸

@anilkchander Nope lol

If you were to suddenly vanish from Twitter today, would anyone notice or care?

Does anyone know how I can download a video that I've got uploaded in a Facebook album?

@anilkchander Happy Birthday 🎂

It’s #BalloonDay 😄🎉🎂🎁🎊🎈 #BirthdayBoy

@bibustudios This is a scam. I ordered weeks ago and never received it. Bibu are refusing to issue a refund saying I need to return it. How can I return something I never received?? DO NOT BUY

I need Bibu LED Bag Max!

@HumansNoContext Finding out that Kane and the Undertaker weren't really brothers

@DanGriffin21 No idea what that is lol

@ActivateEMH I don’t no. Is that the one that’s like Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes?

Been back having fun with Marvel SNAP recently. Not used this deck in a while, made a few modifications with new cards but sometimes the old moves just line up right.

@Will_Odinson Was it the new stamps with the barcode? If not, they won't send it

Posted by dad's birthday card on Wednesday, first class stamp Still not delivered by today, his birthday What's the fucking point in first class post anymore?

Is it possible to use Parallels without buying a Windows 11 licence? Don't really want to pay £200 on top of the Parallels fee just to play Starfield

Some have started asking me why as a practicing Jew have I said nothing about the unthinkable dispicable atrocities committed by terrorists in Israel. Frankly I've struggled to process it, and felt the combined gutteral fear for relations in Israel, anxiety about possible antisemitic backlash here, and grief over the loss of life of beautiful children both Israeli and Palestinian were things I didn't want to be public about. Equally I am British, I don't study the situation in the middle east. In my usual work, some listen assuming I have a level of authority. Yet here I don't have an expertise - and I don't want authority assumed on such important issue when it's not merited. What I do know is that sadly peace, which is what we all desperately need, seems beyond reach. I despair as to where things will go. Israel has the right to and should defend itself. Yet my heart goes out too to those innocent civilians in Gaza who will bear a brunt for the actions of Hamas which they have no say in. There are no winners here. I don't currently plan to do any further tweets or reply to any comments on this. I just wanted to explain why.

A guy sitting opposite me on the tube keels picking his nose and wiping it on the seat and I feel sick

can I say something without everyone getting mad

It's been 2 weeks since #AEWAllin at Wembley Stadium where @ActivateEMH & I lived the scissoring dream @Bowens_Official @PlatinumMax @RealBillyGunn

Already sweated my fake tan off

@Will_Odinson Or diesel, which was snakebite with a shot of blackcurrant

@ActivateEMH We also got asked for green monster which was mixing beer with blue wkd

Used to get asked for this combo/served this combo to people back in the pub I worked in at 18 (20 yrs ago)

I keep getting the same adverts on YouTube. Anyway I can "hide" them as annoying or uninteresting so I don't see them again?

@DanGriffin21 This makes me sad

Officially adding Tizer to the list of ‘Drinks that tasted better in my childhood.’