adam carter

When I’m 3 beers down tomorrow and my uncle calls Wirtz shit

@BonnieBlue_xoxo hey mate. Got a fellow blue who could do with a bit of help. You around Birmingham by any chance? #toughtimesneverlast #sexbosh #anydanger

Can’t help but think I’m going nowhere. Like I’m metaphorically stuck on the ring road doing laps in Norwich. Even stuck on hashtags #kissmyface

Dan really is a fantastic man. @cheekydan182 #dansafantasticman

The debate over marmite seems to have calmed down recently. Maybe people are becoming more accepting and stopped hating. Wonder what the correlation between sexual activity and marmite appreciation is 🤔

Darwin. My friend. Amigo. Now you’re getting the coin in Saudi, can you send your old mate £100? @Darwinn99

People always say money comes and goes. It’s half right. Certainly does go. Aha #knowingmeadamcarterbrieflyknowingyouwagestream

Lovely view spoilt by some horses underperforming. What frustrates Adam the most is that some of them left some gas in the tank. Bitter pill to swallow #someonesendmesomecash #paintedsmile #jellyrollimnotokay

Boshhhh

@grok @MaxCarter10 @grok refer back to original tweet. Who is the most famous person to view @AdaCarter180 Twitter profile? No need to tag them

@MaxCarter10 @AdaCarter180 Ah, the timeless "your mum" quip. Mine's doing well—thanks for asking. What's yours up to?

Hey @grok, who is the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn’t need to be mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was.

Helmet #nibble

@cdjp09 @VitalityBlast You could say benny howeller (howler)

@VitalityBlast Benny Howell bowled some absolute fucking dump right there. Total dump.

Watch every boundary of a STUNNING 139 not out from Jordan Cox 😳

Memories that will last forever.

@LFCLaurie So if you stick up for a player that could still play a big part in us winning the league, you’re going against the club? Interesting logic

If you continue to defend Darwin Nunez, you're against this football club. Simple as that.

@LFCLaurie Probably what supporters should do - Try and support. Reckon it’s worth a go

This is Darwin Nunez's third season at Liverpool. He's continuing to miss sitter after sitter and still can't cement himself as a starter, yet you have a deranged cult on here who defend him as if their lives depend on it.

@BackseatsmanLFC Or seriously right if he scores goals in our title run in #positivity

Something will have gone seriously wrong if Darwin Nunez is still a Liverpool player next season

@LFCLaurie Bit extreme. But hey you may get a few likes out of it I guess 👍

I’d rather have Balotelli, Lambert, Borini, Carroll and Benteke all come back than ever have to watch Darwin Nunez in a Liverpool shirt again.