Adam Croucher

It was a long shot for me. I applied late and didn’t think I’d make cut However, I’ve been accepted as an officer within the Parachute Regiment. For all those that believed in me, thank you. My time as CSM was the pinnacle of my non commissioned adventure. Watch this space.

@chinnychick @SOU_Airport Is this the first time you’ve travelled for a while. That’s perfectly normal. Absolutely wrong but perfectly normal. Also what does the burger look like?

Amazing… 2 drinks A burger A salad (£14 for some lettuce)🥬 £62 @SOU_Airport this is daylight robbery! How to make going a way for a few days LESS fun! 🤬🤬🤬

@NatashaMDay What are you talking about Have I missed something mate?

Love to see this being briefed. I’ll never forget how incredible Gen Sharon was when we’re trying to get this in place. Personally I still think it should be a given, rather than CoC discretion. BUT, it’s been a wonderful addition to policy and we shall see what happens!

@NatashaMDay Do you roll your sleeves down

Lunch time tea room antics! The best kind of work meetings 🤣

@NatashaMDay 🐦‍⬛

This International Women’s Day, I’m reflecting on my 12 year career and celebrating every woman who has been underestimated, dismissed, or told to “know her place.” Here’s to the women who were told they couldn’t. And did it louder, sharper, and better than anyone expected.

@NatashaMDay Hyena

So… let’s say I booked a sitting next week to get the gap filled on Noah’s Arm… What do we think I should get?!

@alfthewolf27 Nope. Airborne shop mate

@Adam3861 They in the clothing store now??

Out with the old. In with the new. GSTK

@LuciaTurner12 @belgarrod Yeah the guards who are made to do it 😂

@Adam3861 @belgarrod Someone’s got to like drill 😂😂

I’ve wanted to do my drill course ever since joining the Army. Turns out, completing the course yesterday also marked four years on the dot since I passed out from Phase 1 training 😎⚔️

@LuciaTurner12 @belgarrod 👀 You’re not right in the head mate 😂

@belgarrod Go do your Advanced course when you can! such a fun 3 weeks 🇬🇧

@NatashaMDay When in Rome………..

@MasalaFry69 @dean1wg Henry Kissinger allegedly made that quote in 1976 in The Final Days. Probably more against Alexander Haig than actual soldiers You might not know much about the military, and perhaps you don’t care – that’s your right. But you can’t acti like a dumb, foolish animal any longer.

@dean1wg Imagine in 2026 people still think militaries are there to keep people safe. 😂 Totally brainwashed, and no wonder we have wars. Kissinger was evil, but in this case he was correct

He thinks that's something to be proud of. No wonder we have wars.

@MasalaFry69 This post outlines the advantages and disadvantages of free speech. Both parties are entitled to express their opinions and this freedom is absolute. While some individuals are willing to stand firm, others will endeavour to undermine the established order at every opportunity.

@dean1wg 🐦‍⬛

@RymerAbbie That’s put me off having another one 😢

@Adam3861 Just the local nursery in Tidworth. The only one open early enough and year round. 😫

Hurray for being a working parent 🫠🤮

2025 was built on effort, teamwork, and resilience. Eldest became a driver, youngest an adventurer, time apart (the wife deciding to live my early years) forged growth. Heading into 2026 united, confident, building foundations, pushing forward, earning next challenge.

@Lindal000 Yeah mate Average

@Lindal000 Ha. Is he drunk mate

@Foxy2Para Not these types mate. Book me into your first solo ride. The Croucher Family will come and support 👍🏻

@Adam3861 You’ve heard/seen/been part of many mate 🤣🤣

Delighted this morning to get past Traitors gate, had a full run through with the Yeoman Gaoler and nailed it. On the final straight now 5/7 complete, 2 to go before I can be unleashed onto the public for full tours 💪🏼🏰🗝️