Adam Coonts

@bfk02 I lighting megueened that bitch to get home last night #kachow

1 night, 2 shows -- Comedian Anthony Jeselnik at The Fillmore for a special live taping on 3/21 at 7 & 10PM! Get tickets tomorrow at 10AM.

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@bfk02 @SMartin1486 I'm still wondering why there is no yakity sax

Red Rocks jammin' to some @shovelsandrope with the mile high city in the background... Doesn't get much better!

@SMartin1486 @trosdaddy apparently there are stupid questions. #belugawednesday

I am forever indebted to my brother @trosdaddy for teaching me to wing mash #downanddirty

@trosdaddy except victory over the wild!

@trosdaddy old c's pizza with cream cheese totally tastes like spaghettio cheese samwiches

Who wouldn't want to have a sit down with Gary Busey. #LivingLegend

@bfk02 harder than woodpecker lips #handcarvedmahogany

@SMartin1486 and he's a lefty. Pretty weird to watch

@SMartin1486 check out that last tweet #fatty

Ex-Giants QB Jared Lorenzen weighs 320 pounds, but he's still got it usat.ly/1fCIIRx via @forthewin

Best. Calzone. Ever.

Venezuela's Gabriela Isler is the new Miss Universe. Looks like we did it again Earth! #fallonmono

@SMartin1486 #getweird

Gayta ribs

@bfk02 @danmartin3301 @SMartin1486 @trosdaddy #lazyeye