Adam McCabe

"Hi, can you help me? I'm looking for the worst game possible."

@pseudojustin @jumomachapou I WAS ABOUT TO SAY, “HOLY SHIT, PRODIGY (THE MOVIE) STOLE THIS.” I even complimented the film on that scene! 🤮

Holy shit that’s terrifying

@briankeithdiaz Enjoying live music? CC @tonythaxton

I want to be renowned for something. I don't need fame or fortune. Just let me be renowned!!!

I mean, do what you want, but it was a weird choice to have Theon Greyjoy playing a Nintendo Switch on last night’s GoT.

My mom just told me, “I still get shit from the girls for taking them to see CAPTAIN CORELLI’S MANDOLIN (2001).”

@HickWiger1 @BirdySoderdy @manoagapion @Horny4Horror

@BirdySoderdy @AdamSMcCabe @manoagapion @Horny4Horror Found myself re-listening to the first Horny Bowl, 'cause excited to do NOTHING this weekend. Ghoulies beat the Creeper??!! You broke my heart. Just remembered. Shut up, guys!

@carebecc Couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve had to say, “This is an important anime, not weird porno.” to past girlfriends.

@lissie_balog Hey, thank you! 🙌🏼

This looks...problematic?

@Ahm76 Dang, how’d you get a camera in my apartment?!

@AdamSMcCabe youtu.be/S6u7ylr0zIg

Thought this week couldn’t get worse and then someone stole my bath mat.

@JOHNJONES_MARS Dang. Ice cold, Martian Manhunter.

Sometimes I worry about what I’m going to do with all the free time I have from calling the Matthews of the world “Matt”.

“Curse”? Sounds like she’s doing me a dang favor.

Sure, I could focus on picking a rug color if I wasn’t so worried about that dog running in fear for its life.

Guy next to me in stop ‘n go traffic did coke off the car’s dash & shrugged like “can ya blame me?” & honestly I fuckin’ CAN’T.

UPDATE: apparently, there were six seasons of a show called “Reno 911”.

Crazy no one has ever done a parody/sendup of COPS.

Is there a MRS. Car Wash??? 😏

Today I learned there are breakfast spots that don’t open until 10:00am. What a world.

My dentist hummed “Du Hast” by Rammstein while he cleaned my teeth.