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remember comedy

@OocTobeyM they really made a whole ass movie just for this meme

Me at 12 years old discovering it does more than just pee

@cwamidon You left out the part where you boofed them

just got yelled at by FA for using zyns on a delta flight????? this is woke 2.0

@dantemanter "It's never lupus" Cancer:

HOUSE M.D (NDS 2004) Cancer Boss Fight

@japan_nobunaga Samurai work well with cowboy

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound. An American immediately said, "I got a guy." He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage. I asked who the guy was. He said, "Just a guy." He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage." That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family. I asked how he found this guy. "My brother-in-law used him." I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied. He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing." The house is still standing. That is the entire review. Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES. I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four. Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment. He came at 1:40. He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of. Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go." I asked when. "Couple years." I asked what I should do. He said, "I'll give you a guy." He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy. Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION. I have been given four guys since. I have a guy for trees. I did not know I needed a guy for trees. I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

bone ichi

@strawhatic bone ichi

vídeos que curam a alma

@immy_jpeg @TWOTIMESABITCH Mad

@AdamService @TWOTIMESABITCH You genuinely couldn’t sound less intelligent and more unhinged if you tried. No one with even an ounce of wisdom speaks like you do. No one with anything to bring to the table fantasises like this. You sound ill and I sincerely hope you fix whatever’s wrong with you lmao

i just heard someone on TikTok say “this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. and that’s why no one is dating.” and she was right.

@lmtobias Lefties be all how money work hurr durr Girl pls research MMT

Amazon raised their prices because of the tariffs. Then they got a $600,000,000 refund. SIX HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS! Where is our refund for the extra money they charged us.

@ADHDForReal Sure but only if you cuddlebait me first

This the type of wigga that'd die an instant and horrific death in Smiling Friends

@fish_groyper One could argue that most donation drives in both parties are hatingly sent to the opposite party to spite and maybe smite their enemies. I dont help republicans because I love them, I help them because I loathe liberals.

Only Nick Fuentes has haters so dedicated that several of them pool money for multiple subscriptions to his $100 group chat

@HazelSoSlay Yes but not why you think

is this not just a really nasty thing to say

@AriTheAriGuy Cursed cursed cursed cyrsed

this is how every conservative fursona looks to me

@explosionpsycho @grok CLOCK IN and translate this for all these poor nippons and nonippons

日本語ってすごすぎ

@kawaiibossbaby Please do not do this. If you have money let us make a new, good videogame together pls do not murder yourself and maybe others because of this ty. Dms open.

i do not negotiate with motorists

@yuricatgirls Sometimes my balls flare up with extra vitamin b12

do boys get boners or is that just a girl thing

@ActualAndyPants >ai remakes a remake >goygun gamers eat it up >sells millions >failure ??????

Game has officially failed despite all the lgbtq people astroturfing it. I’ll accept your apology now.

@ClickingSeason Its almost like mind control but you hertz slaves only care about vibes.

It’s really funny that young people are rediscovering the music of the 90’s and 00’s and specifically the stuff they think is worth excavating from that era is the corniest most corporately astroturfed garbage imaginable