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@Noirchick1 Now do "Lydia the Tattooed Lady!"

Thelma Todd and Groucho Mark bring new meaning to "Tripping the light fantastic" in a bit from "Monkey Business"

@andy_warth Eisenberg was just as awful. He was supposed to be one of the most dangerous villains in the DCU, but was about as intimidating as that weird guy at Whole Foods who’s always telling me how bad almond milk is for the environment.

Jesse actually managed to kill Superman and escaped prisión easily. The other bald Fraud lost to a dog and to his girlfriend getting the hots for some ginger freak.

@bestofStarTrek Ask me again in 10 minutes.

What would you rate Star Trek Into Darkness on a scale of 1-10

@Caughttincctv There is no fix for that. You might as well, just trash it and get another one. Talking about the boy.

@theleslieneeson Jellico might have been right about that uniform…🤔

@SerpentorsLairX Yeah that’s AI but, fun fact, the actual Tracy Lords wrote and performed a song on the original Mortal Kombat movie soundtrack.

@SaraGonzalesTX How did he make that mistake? Sara Gonzales the pronstar mostly advocates for OIRA reform, tighter White House review of regulators and more cost-benefit limits at the Fed.

What??

@Super70sSports A full 68% of the enjoyment of these was cracking into that foil cap.

There was nothing like cranking a Wiffle moonshot over the neighbors’ house and then cracking open a delicious mystery beverage in a barrel. Peak summer living.

@HappyMotorhead "Which one caught your AI?"

Classic curves or classic chrome—which one caught your eye first? 🏎️🔥

@twisted_twins One day people will realize it was Cyndi Lauper, not Madonna, that was the voice of their generation.

@MrAndyNgo The only surprising thing here is that the BBC is reporting on it.

The BBC went undercover and found large networks of immigrant lawyers in the UK who instruct Muslim migrants to pretend to be atheists to claim persecution as a reason to get asylum. They discussed writing fake atheist articles through AI & submitting them to fake sites. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@SavageComics Nobody ever mentions how playboy used to subtly incorporate the bunny logo in all its cover photos.

Not my first issue of Playboy that I owned, but this was the first that I managed to hide and save for many years back in the day.

@aserene2004 This account is why the cost of RAM is sky high.

Let me be your gengar pls 💜

@jondelarroz Which version? The original from Seasons 1–2 or the revised, “upbeat“ version?

I cranked up Faith Of The Heart in the car and sang it at the top of my lungs going to lunch today. My wife looked at me like I'm crazy and touched my forehead to see if I had a fever. I have a fever. It's called Star Trek: United fever.

@AdamCarollaShow @adamcarolla x.com/mrcunnyfunt/st…

This type of commercialism is DISGUSTING! MERCH: #7fc3a0001663fe88e544551f38b00379" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">…arolla-show-merch-store.myshopify.com/#7fc3a0001663f…

@Savsays Please Sav, in addition to criminal charges, please consider a civil suit to offset the inevitable GoFundMe windfall that they are counting on.

UPDATE: It looks like Paige Ostroushko has deactivated her Instagram account and is trying to scrub everything about herself off of the internet after her actions yesterday. She and her father's entire social media accounts were called "MN ANGRY FATHER" and "MN ANGRY DAUGHTER". The father, Chris Ostroushko, has blocked me on Instagram and it seems they are trying to do damage control after the entire family's violent actions yesterday.

@choeshow .How many Monster Energy Drink tattoos do you think she’s gonna fund with her inevitable GoFundMe money?

The radical-left always plays the victim card.

@Savsays …and she presents her case so intellectually and coherently. She would certainly have gotten her tax dollars’ worth from that public education, had she paid any.

The violent protester who assaulted me today is now stating that SHE is the victim and that I attacked HER This comes after multiple angles and videos of her and her family being the aggressors She states I’m a “fucking piece of shit Turning Point bitch”

@RagingKuJo1222 That Bowie almost certainly came in a set of 42 knives bought for $64 at 2 o’clock AM.

Such a satisfying restoration of a forgotten rusty bowie knife. 👀

@JustJenRX @Honeybadgermom @Savsays *saw

@Honeybadgermom @Savsays We all seen what she did. She assaulted Savanah FIRST!

The woman who assaulted Savanah claims that Savanah assaulted her first. Uh, the entire thing was recorded including her assaulting Savanah and Savanah doing nothing. She was arrested and released. Hoping she will be charged and prosecuted. @Savsays