AdamantlyMe

@AstrahIRL Not all of us have wifi. Don't want to get sick from the 5G

The internet has made it far too easy for the town idiot to talk with the town idiot in the next village over to reinforce their moronic claims and to “do their own research”, when normally they would be laughed out of town like nature intended. Now they have wifi and a podcast.

@AstrahIRL Wish I could say the same... /s

this is the first birthday in 5 years that I haven’t celebrated on stream and it’s a little bittersweet… I miss yall 🥹

@AstrahIRL The only journey that consistently makes me hungry

in case anyone keeps up with my baking journey, I made a pavlova wreath for our family Christmas 🎄🤍

@AstrahIRL Gandalf on ozempic would've killed me

getting the LOTR trilogy before face filler and veneers was everything tbh

@AstrahIRL Mom, I need some paper bags to put over the windows for Christmas. Mrs. Jefferson keeps snooping around and I don't wanna catch a case.

it’s the way my sons Christmas wishlist looks like I move bricks for the cartel or something

@AstrahIRL Say "I have to feed the baby" then go play deadlock ez

when someone says go to hell but it’s thanksgiving and im locked in a room feeding the baby while everyone is feasting and by the time im out the food will be cold im already there

@AstrahIRL I've seen you play shooters... Get expedition 33.

letting myself get ONE new steam game this month; do i get cyberpunk 2077 or expedition 33 👀

@AstrahIRL Why do you know what toilet water tastes like

im getting real tired of going out to get coffee at the local coffee shops and having to bring it home to fix it with my own homemade syrups cause why does it taste like toilet water EVERY SINGLE TIME

@AstrahIRL Huh? What does that word mean incontinence I don't know it

“weaponized incompetence” this “weaponized incompetence” that, babe he’s not smart enough to weaponize his incompetence 😭

@AstrahIRL A nation of Pepsi drinkers could never hold me back

@AdamantlyMe_ I will unleash my pregnant woman rage upon you don’t test me

costco switched to coke instead of pepsi products and I don’t think ill ever recover from this

@AstrahIRL Criticizing your country means you believe in its potential to be a better place for everyone. That's as integral to what America was built on as anything.

btw, the patriotic thing to do is be critical of your country 🇺🇸 💙happy 4th!

@AstrahIRL Aww so cute. Happy Mother's Day!

happy mother’s day 🩵💐

@AstrahIRL Yeah but what kind of turkey tho

we have a sign on our food truck that says EASTERN EUROPEAN DISHES! Food from Ukraine, Russia, Moldova, Turkey, etc!! and someone just pulled up asking us what kind of turkey we have…. Like the meat. open the schools

@AstrahIRL Please tell me you got this on video

anyone wanna pay for my kitchen remodel? my cabinets are so old that one of the doors just fell off and smacked me on the head

Gamer rage in 1954 be like:

Tell me why I feel ethnically distinct from white people when I'm with Italians, but the second I walk into a Mexican restaurant I feel whiter than George fucking Washington

Trying on my summer wardrobe and seeing what fits my 2025 body is a very humbling experience

@itzEMPYRE This is the healthiest balance imo

@AdamantlyMe_ I’ll say this - There’s a time and place. Where I have a safe space in my community for people to express everything they have going on openly, I’ve had to let people go who consistently tried to take over my channel to make it about them. Again - there’s a time and place.

Took me until just this moment to realize how bizarre it is to trauma dump on a twitch stream. Can you imagine someone going to an NBA game, pulling LeBron James aside, and saying some shit like, "I don't want to talk about it, but March is a really hard month for me."