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@AstronomyVibes Professor Brian Cox

If aliens came to Earth, who should be in charge of speaking on behalf of humanity?

@invis4yo Not gonna see much from the back

Were they watching during slavery?

@HofBRepublicans @Adam_FaithfulM I have neither seen or experienced anything that suggests God or Satan exist. Tried a few times for both but nothing. Not a peep. I will stick with my axolotls and grape nuts and random treats.

God has a sovereign plan: He is allowing the evil one to rule for a season. Satan is building a one-world religion that draws billions away from faith in Christ. This is the ultimate “let’s see who wins” spiritual battle. God is permitting it to prove that Satan’s ideals, rebellion, and counterfeit kingdom will ultimately fail. After Satan rebelled—seeking to exalt his throne above God’s and be like the Most High—he was cast down. Now he roams free, masquerading as a king, deceiving the world into following him while hiding his true identity as the devil. But in the end, only God will reign supreme. Which side are you on?

In 1986, the American Medical Association published an article titled "The Physical Death of Jesus Christ". It details the entire process of Jesus' trial to His death on the cross. In Luke 22, before Jesus is arrested, it is written that He was in great distress & sweating blood. Although rare, it is recognized as Hematidrosis, a condition caused by high levels of stress. At the time, the crucifixion was considered the worst death for the worst of criminals. But this is not all Jesus faced. He endured whipping so severe that it tore the flesh from His body. He was beaten so horribly that His face was torn & His beard ripped. A crown of thorns, 2-3 inches long cut deeply into His scalp. The leather whip used to flog Him had tiny iron balls & sharp bones. The balls caused internal injuries while the sharp bones ripped open His flesh. His skeletal muscles, veins, & bowels are exposed, causing major blood loss. Most men do not survive this kind of torture. After Jesus was severely flogged, He was forced to carry His cross while people mocked & spat on Him. Crucifixion was a process meant to instill excruciating pain, creating a slow & agonizing death. Nails as long as 8 inches were driven into Jesus' wrists & feet. The Roman soldiers knew the tendons in the wrists would tear & break, forcing Jesus to use His back muscles to support Himself to breathe. Imagine the struggle, the pain, the courage...Jesus endured this reality for 3 hours! The Gospel of John writes that after Jesus' death, a Roman soldier pierced His side with a spear & blood & water came out. Scientists explain that from hypovolemic shock, the rapid heart rate causes fluid to gather in the sack around the lungs & heart. The accumulation of fluid in the membrane around the heart is called a Pericardial effusion & the lungs is called a pleural effusion. To the world, Christianity is as foolish as it can get. They believe it's for the weak. But when you are confronted by the reality of the cross, it's clearly not a pretty sight. It is brutal & horrific. This is the weight Jesus carried. The weight of the sins of the world, all so that we can live. God's wrath is fully satisfied in Jesus. This is what it took. Repent & believe! Jesus is “God among us” in the flesh. Jesus is our Savior. Jesus loves you so much that He went through this spiritual and physical punishment for your sins and mine. Jesus is the LORD, Almighty God, Everlasting Father. Thank You, Jesus.

@Oct7NeverForget "Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest (president)?"- King Henry II

🇺🇸 Trump: “On Palm Sunday, Jesus entered Jerusalem — crowds welcomed him, praised him, called him king. And now they call me a king too. Can you even believe that? I mean, I’m basically a king. And yet I can’t even get approval for a ballroom. Incredible, right? A king. If I were a king, we’d be doing a lot more. I already do a lot, a tremendous amount, but I could do even more if I were a king.” — How has he managed to stay out of the psych ward for so long?? — He’s not hiding at all!

@_Ochiedike Quite the opposite

Do you need religion to have morals? Yes or no

Yay Jebus!

@_Ochiedike LOL 😂

Jesus has risen. Atheists don't laugh, please.

@prinkasusa Life is hard. Get a dog or a ps5

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?

@EricTrump @Trump @realDonaldTrump Looks like a shitty mall with multiple levels of trump tat for sale. Are the Mar a Lardo people going to get to live there? $2m per apartment.

🚨 FIRST LOOK: The Donald J. Trump Presidential Library is officially here. Over the past six months, I have poured my heart and soul into this project with my incredible team at @Trump. This landmark on the water in Miami, Florida will stand as a lasting testament to an amazing man, an amazing developer, and the greatest President our Nation has ever known. 🇺🇸 These images have never been seen by the public — until today. Enjoy! trumplibrary.org

@justize28 @EricTrump @Trump @realDonaldTrump @grok So true 🙂

@EricTrump @Trump @realDonaldTrump @grok can you replace Biff with Trump's mugshot.

@Matt_Pinner David Attenborough

Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?

@GlobalWatchClub Does it count steps? Measure heart rate? Give notifications? Wankerband.

Keir Starmer, Prime Minister of the UK, wearing a Tissot PRX green dial

@BamaSaltyMarine Exactly what a cult member would say 🙂

What so many fail to understand is that MAGA is not about Donald Trump. MAGA is about America. We the People were searching for someone, "anyone," willing to fight corruption and preserve freedom. We found that in Donald Trump. He is our voice. You see, it's not a cult. It's a revolution. Make America Great Again!

@MysterySolvents Drink wine. Insult Stephen. Watch a box set. Plan evil deeds.

What do Katie Miller and Pam Bondi do when they hang out together?

@ImBreckWorsham Witch?

And then THIS happened......

#maga I think you should listen to this. Not just because #metallica are awesome but every track on this album is relevant to the crazy world you are living in 🤘

@TheExtremeMusi1 Definitely not

Is this the greatest frontman in the history of rock???

@ronsterd89 He forgot jam/jelly for his sandwiches

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?